Who are you anyways?
I'm Jake Conner, college student extraordinaire.

Who's your roommate?
That would be Darren, we got paired up when we moved into the dorms. He's got tons of video games. Grand Grand Grand.

Is Liz your girl?
Nasty! Dude, she's like my sister, I've known her since elementary school and we've been best friends since. We try to make the best of mundane life and give it a different spin, even if it's just people watching. It's cool learning the female perspective, you think that would help me catch some gals myself. Plus she's the only one who'll watch Trainspotting/Resevoir Dogs/etc with me…

Have any pets?
Leo and Orion are my fish, they're named after the constellations. Darren says they don't have a thought in their heads, but I swear they're smart. I guess it's the way Orion glares at me whenever I use bad grammar.

What's your major?
I'll tell you that after I keep one for more than a month. I like it all, but all I want is a career that will make me happy.

You look like Mark McGrath…
Dude! If I get that one more time! You see that DIRT on his chin, that's nothing compared to my goat. Plus, I hardly think McGrath would jam to Flogging Molly while studying.

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