Ow! My Finger Hurts!
I got my foot caught on some wire when walking to my car! My finger tried to break my fall. It hurts!

I might as well drop out of school, because I'll never be able to grasp a pen or pencil again!

I will never be able to drive the same!

How will I ever flip off people?

People will make fun of me!

I need to go to the hospital and get finger surgery!

I can't even pull open a door!

How will I work at my job?

Why did this have to happen to me? Why, I ask! Why?