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Monday, 27 September 2004 
Ow! My Finger Hurts!I got my foot caught on some wire when walking to my car! My finger tried to break my fall. It hurts! I might as well drop out of school, because I'll never be able to grasp a pen or pencil again! I will never be able to drive the same! How will I ever flip off people? People will make fun of me! I need to go to the hospital and get finger surgery! I can't even pull open a door! How will I work at my job? Why did this have to happen to me? Why, I ask! Why?
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Updated: Friday, 22 October 2004 6:29 AM Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post Sunday, 19 September 2004
I Did Things With People Saturday NightFirst, Kiki, Seth, and I went to Barnes and Noble. When I went to go pay for my stuff, a lady asked for a CD to be fast forwarded when her daughter comes to pick it up. She's crazy. And then we went to a bowling place. I was the first to make a strike! And I made Kiki laugh so hard, Dr. Pepper sqirted out of her nose and all over the floor. It was GREAT! Then later, my fingers were all slippery and the ball flew out of my fingers at Seth and Kiki. They laughed at me. Then, all I could visualize in my head were bowling pins with heads LAUGHING! Therefore, my ball went in the gutter both rolls. Then after that, we went to the Waffle House. It was Kiki's first time. I had waffles, toast, grits, eggs, and bacon with orange juice. I had to pay $8.61 for it all!!! Kiki paid in quarters, (evil laughter). I could only pay in check or in credit card. The lady there told me neither was accepted...CASH ONLY! So, I thank you Seth for bailing me out. I owe you $7, since I only had $2 on me. And Kiki told the waitress lady that I tried to kill her with a bowling ball! I didn't do it on purpose, but I did roll the ball down the gutter on purpose twice. It was GREAT! Then we all went home. The End. Thursday, 9 September 2004
I own a Damn Computer!(read title above...real...slowly...) Thursday, 26 August 2004
This is my character!
A bleeding anus cloud, who'd a thunk it. They make plugs for that, you know.
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Updated: Monday, 31 January 2005 8:37 AM Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post Thursday, 20 May 2004
Donations Are Taken Here!
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Updated: Monday, 31 January 2005 8:43 AM Post Comment | View Comments (1) | Permalink | Share This Post
Question: What happens when you poke him enough and the sign says "More Games"? Answer: If you want to continue playing, just hit the right side of your mouse, click "back" and start over.
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Updated: Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:19 AM Post Comment | View Comments (3) | Permalink | Share This Post
My New DiscoveryHere I am, sitting in class, on the computer, using lots of commas. Recently, I have looked through alot of old tapes at my house. I came upon one with the label torn off. So, naturally, I pop it in the VCR. Then I find this awesome 1989 movie that my sister must have taped off the tele. After watching it, I instantly become infatuated with the actor Marc Price. He plays the geek with the best lines in the movie. Lines like, "Alright! Now I'm steamed!" and "I wasn't cut out to be a flag." (Keep in mind that it's not what the character says, but how he says it.) But he looks devilishly cute when he takes off his glasses. Then I looked him up on the net. He's a comedic actor now. Also, why is it guys looked better in the 80's and why do they have to grow up to be so ugly? All I know is that in the movies he was in his early 20's I think. Now he's in his late 30's. Again, on the internet, there was a list of actors from this movie (called Class Cruise, by the way). My friend Kirsten looks over at my screen and says, "Michael DeLuise!" So later, I click on him, and he is kick ass! He not only played the one and only Boz in the movie, but he was in Wayne's World as well! After watching that movie yesturday, I come to find that he had very very few lines in it. His main part was: "Hi." -Alan, Michael's character ... "Hi." the married lady ... "Do I scare you?" ... "No!" ... "Do you want me to?" ............. him again- "Your old lady is hot!" He may have had few lines, but he looks good in his skimpy shirt and he can do a mean head bang! Also, He played a business man in The Master of Disguise. This was the secong movie that he starred in with Dana Carvey. I haven't seen it, but now I want to.
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Updated: Friday, 21 May 2004 6:29 AM Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post Thursday, 29 April 2004
Strong BadI be watching homestarrunner, Strong Sad is singing to me under 'ghosts'. "Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on." Kiki is watching the creation of Trogdor. Ya know, I do think I will write him. Yup, but what will I write? Parades? Kittens? Languages? Coach Z (the new character)? The Cheat? Hehe, The Cheat bought something from Bubs with pencil shavings. "Well, hey, it was on the sign." Monday, 26 April 2004
Something New And Exciting!   
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Updated: Monday, 31 January 2005 8:43 AM Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
I'M GOING FROM MINOR TO LEGAL IN ONE WEEK! MY BIRTHDAY WILL BE THIS SATURDAY!!! MAY 1ST!!! I WILL BE TURNING 18 AND IT WILL BE THE SAME DAY AS OUR HIGH SCHOOL PROM!!! YAAY!!! 
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