Below are just a few things that Jay has been know to say, and that you hear Silent Bob say once in a blue moon!!

Again..........I know I go on, but if you know of any other thing you would like to add, you know where to click!!

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Jay Sayings:

Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women don't just fall out of the sky ya know!

Go back to your paper routes, ya mighty duck fucks!

Snoochie boochies!

Snooch to the mother fukkin nootch!

I am the commander of the CLIT!

Get off me.........i wanna see what's going on! What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head? What the fuck is this shit, the Piano? Why aint this broad talking? What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fucking nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head?

Man Silent Bob, you look like you went down on your old man and sorne shit. Bet the tubby bitch was tasty too! I drink milk so's I can get some snatch - girls is always lookin' for a guy with nice bones, or a bone as nice as mine! As for fat-ass over here, I don't know why he drinks milk, maybe the cock-smokers just thirsty!!

I'm Jay, and this is my hetero flat mate Silent Bob.

Fly fat ass............fly!

He loooooooves the cock!

Where do you get these wonderful toy's?

I'm people, that know people.

Me lead you? Lady look at me. I don't know where the hell I am half the time!

All it took was a phat chronic blunt!

Get up, tubs of fun!

Don't that muther fukker owe me 10 bucks?

Jay's Rap:

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

Mother, Mother Fuck

Mother, Mother, Fuck, Fuck

Mother fuck

Mother Fuck

Noige, Noige, Noige

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

Noige, Noige, Noige

Smoking Weed

Smoking Weed

Doing Coke

Drinking Beers

Rolling Fatties

Smoking Blunts

Who smokes the blunts?

We smoke the blunts

Rolling blunts, Smokin blunts

Hey, can i have a nickle bag

Fifteen bucks, little man

Put that shit in my hand

If the money doesnt show

then you'll owe me. owe, owe

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Bob Sayings:

No Ticket!

The sign, on the back of the truck says............."Critters Of Hollywood", you dumb fuck!

Excitement..............Adventure..............A Jedi craves not these things!

Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?

But by the time I figured all this out it was too late, she moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride which then gave way to regret. She was that girl. I know that now. But, I pushed her away. So i've spent every day since then, chasing Amy. So to speak!

Do, or do not. There is no try!