26) Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? people also park along the sides of parkways and drive into driveways. so hah.
27) Why, if ass is a swear word, is it used in a Bible? Because people have warped it into meaning something different 'cause back then it was a normal word for donkey. Just like you can't say...for instance 'gay' anymore without it meaning something totally different. back in the olden days 'gay' meant happy etc. now it has many more meanings. so it's the same deal here.
28) Do ads annoy you? online yes. especially pop-ups and those fake virus ones. TV there's a mute button so I don't really care. Plus some are amusing. And it is not like I watch TV very often anyhow.
29) Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now? three feet or so out my door, turn left and another four feet or so and voila! you're there.
30) What is the longest word you know of? if I thought about it I'd think of a better word, but supercalifragilisticexpealidocious is pretty good. pathetic i know. but i'm not feeling brainy right now, so bug off.
31) What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? hmmm. don't really know what you are talking about. but people who follow you around for absolutely no spiffing good reason is very annoying.
32) What was your first word as a baby? well besides mommy or daddy or whatever my first word along those lines was, it was 'quack' or something like that related to ducks.
33)***Women: Do you feel sluttish today? nope. just patheticly dreamy as usual... ***Men: Do you feel pimpish today? quiz writer person you really must be in a not creative mood, eh? :D
34) True or false- you brush your teeth at least once a week. true. ew to anyone who doesn't at least do that.
35) Do you like shopping? depends on when and why. i generally like shopping for clothes though jeans are soooo annoying to shop for. and food shopping can be good or bad. i hate home depot with a passion but the furniture store can be okay if they've got big fluffy couches to sit on. and IKEA is cool. in other words it totally depends. :D
36) What are you listening to? myself typing, my two cockatiels randomly tweeting and the gate in the sideyard outside my window occasionally smashing into the fence with a bang because it's windy and stormy out.
37) Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute), or the number of words per minute (4 U idiots)? um, no, 'cause I haven't tested myself in months. I know how to type though and can do it without looking at the keys and stuff. my best back when I used the program thing was 70 something words per minute though.
38) Well, do tell us what it is. uh, just told you. 70 something words per minute. mr/mrs/ms quiz writer person you are really cheap, eh? you claim this is a 1000 question quiz and then you stretch relatively pathetic questions such as this into two.
39) Are you gay/a lesbian? No.
40) How many gay/lesbian friends do you have? none.
41) You like to write in your diary. my diary, my journal thing, and both my blogs. :D
42) You have a Neopet. oh yeah! totally! more like twenty actually. wOOt for neopets. almost as bad as PPT for wasting my time. but PPT beats neopets all the way.
43) There are aliens under your bed. no. but when I was little I shoved the cassette tape and picture book of the Disney version of "A Christmas Carol" under my bed because it scared the crap out of me. heh, the evil dust bunnies live under there, for those of you who have read Catharsis.
44) You see dead people. um, thank heavens no.
45) You¡?ve seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people. i accidentally saw a bit of it on free tv. that is the kind of movie I just don't see. :D
46) Your back itches. not at the moment.
47) The thing you¡?re sitting on is a chair. well, duh, most people are sitting on a chair when they're at a computer. but my chair is not just any spiffing chair. no. it is a purple rolly desk chair that goes up and down too :D and it matches my iMac. whee.
48) You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange. um, no, too lazy. :D
49) Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them. no one's said it to my face ^_^
50) There is something stuck to your booty. most certainly not. :P