Survey: Basil of Baker Street

 

 

Name: Basil. Mr. Basil to my landlady.

 

Birthday: July 2, 1986.

 

Home: 221 1/2 B Baker Street. Now I live with Seishi and Mr. Holmes.

 

Eyes: Brown.

 

Hair Color: Light brown fur.

 

Your Favorite TV Shows? Darkwing Duck, Recess, all the Disney cartoons.

 

Your Mouse Pad? I just told you, I live with Seishi and Mr. Holmes.

 

Your Screen Saver? Computers are too big and stupidly slow.

 

Favorite Color: Blue.

 

Least Favorite Color: Grey. All my enemies seem to be grey.

 

Favorite Hobbies: Chemistry, coming up with new disguises, the violin.

 

Favorite Boardgame: Chess.

 

Favorite Magazine: Disney Kids!

 

Favorite Soundtrack: You mean other than mine? "The Rescuers."

 

Favorite Smell: A clue. Or cheese.

 

Worst Feeling In The World: Helplessness, idleness.

 

Best Feeling In The World: Chasing someone through the gutters and streets of London.

 

Favorite Things To Do On Weekends: Chemistry experiments. Scare Dr. Dawson.

 

One Item On Your List Of Things To Do Before You Die: Catch Professor Rattigan!

 

One Thing You Never Did In Childhood That You Wish You Had: I wish Mrs. Titus' books about me had done better. She was very nice.

 

One Vain Thing About Yourself Of Which You Are Proud: My charm, dash and good looks!

 

Ultimate Vacation Spot: Somewhere quiet where I could play my violin and not be disturbed.

 

Most Interesting Place On Earth You’d Love To Visit: I think I'm living in it!

 

What Is The First Thing You Think Of When You Wake In The Morning? "Seishi's warm."

 

Do You Get Motion Sickness? No, of course not!

 

Roller Coasters ~ Deadly Or Exciting? Exciting!

 

Pen Or Pencil? Pencil.

 

Dogs Or Cats? Yipe!!!! Dogs!! Definitely dogs!! Especially Toby the bloodhound.

 

Leave Messy Or Clean Up? Definitely leave messy.

 

How Many Rings Before You Answer The Phone? Oh, I don't answer the phone. It's too big and never for me and I can't be bothered.

 

Future Son/Future Daughter’s Name? Never thought of it. Olivia and David.

 

Favorite Foods: Cheese!

 

Do You Get Along With Your Parents? I don't know. Do I have parents?

 

Do You Make New Years Resolutions? Ha! I'm perfect in every way!

 

Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Crime? Of course not.

 

Chocolate, Vanilla, or Strawberry? Cheese.

 

Favorite Ice Cream: Cheese. If it isn't an ice cream then it ought to be.

 

Croutons Or Bacon Bits? Cheese.

 

Do You Like To Drive? Cars--ugh. Horrible contraptions.

 

Do You Obey Traffic Laws? See above.

 

Are You Often Agitated On The Road? [derisive sniff] You try to cross the road with dozens of huge, roaring machines trying to crush you.

 

Number One Pet Peeve: Interruptions. People who don't watch where they step.

 

Do You Sleep With Stuffed Animals? Heavens no. I sleep with Seishi.

 

Who Is Your Favorite Poet? Vole.

 

Who Is Your Favorite Author? Mrs. Titus, of course.

 

Do You Eat The Stems Of Broccoli? Never.

 

If You Could Have Any Job You Wanted, What Would It Be? I have it already.

 

If You Could Dye Your Hair Any Color, What Would It Be? I've been known to use dyes in disguises, but let's not get carried away, shall we?

 

If You Could Have A Tattoo, What And Where Would It Be? Tattoo? Gracious no.

 

Have You Ever Been In Love? I beg your pardon?

 

What Is On The Walls Of Your Bedroom? A great many books and things. I entirely approve of Mr. Holmes' decorating.

 

Is The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full? More importantly, what is the chemical composition of what's in it?

 

What Is Your Favorite Snapple? Whatever is snapple?

 

Favorite Movies: My own, naturally!

 

Are You Righty, Lefty, Or Ambidextrous? Ambidextrous.

 

Do You Type With Your Fingers On The Right Keys? Typing is entirely too much of a chore.

 

What’s In Your Tape/CD Player Right Now? The stereo is rather too large for me to operate.

 

What’s Under Your Bed? A veritable jungle of mislaid books and papers populated by dustbunnies of hideous proportions.

 

What Is Your Favorite Number? The solution to a difficult equation.

 

What Is Your Dream Car? I believe I've already expressed my views on cars.

 

Favorite Sport To Watch: Rat races.

 

Say One Nice Thing About The Person Who Sent This To You: Seishi is a darling girl, really.

 

Person You Are Sending This To Who Is Least Likely To Respond: I have faith in them all.

 

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