Survey: Simon Templar

Name: [sigh] Simon Templar. You're sure no one is going to read this, right?

Birthday: Somewhere around 1970 as far as I know.

Home: Born London, England. Currently, I'm not telling.

Eyes: Blue, usually.

Hair Color: Blonde. Most of the time.

Your Favorite TV Shows? The Sci-Fi channel is on if anything. Or News, if I've made it that night.

Your Mouse Pad? I've got one of those infrared little pads on the keyboard. What fun.

Your Screen Saver? A little stickman with a halo. He dances.

Favorite Color: Black. And yes it is a colour, be quiet.

Least Favorite Color: Red and blue. Flashing.

Favorite Hobbies: Outside of work? Flying, fencing, and... forget the alliteration.

Favorite Boardgame: Monopoly. Show me the rule that says you can't rob the bank.

Favorite Magazine: GQ

Favorite Soundtrack: Conan, The Rock, Crimson Tide

Worst Feeling In The World: Failure. The cold metal of handcuffs. Unless you're sharing them perhaps. Am I forgiven yet, Seishi?

Best Feeling In The World: Success. Which is unfortunately difficult to share.

Favorite Things To Do On Weekends: What can I say? I'm a workaholic, dedicated you might say.

One Item On Your List Of Things To Do Before You Die: For Whisper, who never asked me back: Tell someone everything.

One Thing You Never Did In Childhood That You Wish You Had: I suppose a birthday would have been nice.

One Vain Thing About Yourself Of Which You Are Proud: Just one? I have been caught few times, never for long. Though the last was certainly the most pleasant, as Lady Croft will probably not confirm out loud.

Ultimate Vacation Spot: Hawaii. No one ever wants me to acquire anything in Hawaii.

Most Interesting Place On Earth You’d Love To Visit: If Lara finds Avalon I'm going.

What Is The First Thing You Think Of When You Wake In The Morning? Who shall I be today?

Do You Get Motion Sickness? That depends on who I am.

Roller Coasters ~ Deadly Or Exciting? I wouldn't know.

Pen Or Pencil? Never opened anything with a pencil.

Dogs Or Cats? I hate security dogs.

Leave Messy Or Clean Up? There had better not be a mess.

How Many Rings Before You Answer The Phone? I don't receive calls.

Future Son’s Name? Were the impossible to happen, perhaps I'd let him pick his own.

Future Daughter’s Name? See above.

Favorite Foods: Battered fish, cheese capalleti, and many ordered-in pizzas.

Do You Get Along With Your Parents? For the hour or so I ever saw them, probably. No one else gets to read this?

Do You Make New Years Resolutions?Yes of course. 60 million and I'm done, as I promised.

Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Crime? Oh, please.

Chocolate, Vanilla, or Strawberry? Strawberry.

Favorite Ice Cream: Cookie dough.

Croutons Or Bacon Bits? Bacon bits, at the risk of being middle class.

Do You Like To Drive? I hate having other people drive.

Do You Obey Traffic Laws? No, but I give them lip service.

Are You Often Agitated On The Road? Never.

Number One Pet Peeve: Sharing intimate details in silly surveys.

Do You Sleep With Stuffed Animals? No.

Who Is Your Favorite Poet? Coleridge.

Who Is Your Favorite Author? Tolkien, Asimov, Arthur Conan Doyle. I think I heard Holmes' hat tearing from swelling.

Do You Eat The Stems Of Broccoli? What kind of question... yes.

If You Could Have Any Job You Wanted, What Would It Be? I work less than half the days of the year, a few hours at most a day, and don't show up for less than 6 digits. What could I possibly want?

If You Could Dye Your Hair Any Color, What Would It Be? Show me one I haven't done.

If You Could Have A Tattoo, What And Where Would It Be? Perhaps a little stick figure with a halo. Somewhere not obvious.

Have You Ever Been In Love? Every week. And never at all.

What Is On The Walls Of Your Bedroom? Various paintings of differing value. Oh, the real Mona Lisa. And an static field generator.

Is The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full? Always full.

What Is Your Favorite Snapple? What the hell is a snapple?

Favorite Movies: Robin Hood, Princess Bride, and Hudson Hawk. Swinging on a star indeed.

Are You Righty, Lefty, Or Ambidextrous? Left handed. Only left handed people are in their right mind.

Do You Type With Your Fingers On The Right Keys? Naturally.

What’s In Your Tape/CD Player Right Now? A recording of the voice of a prominent CEO. No names.

What’s Under Your Bed? A laptop, grapple wire, thermally controlled suit...why are we telling all this?

What Is Your Favorite Number? Anything large.

What Is Your Dream Car? The time travelling one.

Favorite Sport To Watch: ...professional wrestling. Someone will be hurt if this gets out.

Say One Nice Thing About The Person Who Sent This To You: Lara knows too much.

Person You Are Sending This To Who Is Least Likely To Respond: If I can respond, anyone can.

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