YOU ARE DR. MANHATTAN
Detached, perhaps, "intellectual," and weirdly interested in the tiniest details, you should consider working with things, not people. Law enforcement could only use you as a parking meter. If you're academically inclined, seriously consider selling your college research papers online; you'll make a fortune. If you're not an "academic," open a TV/VCR repair service or be a webmaster.
If you're a philosophical sort, you'd make a great zen master.