Sushi Cat is not from ANOTHER PLANET. Sushi Cat is not from ANOTHER GALAXY. Sushi Cat is not from ANOTHER DIMENSION. Sushi Cat IS THE MOST BENEFICIAL BY-PRODUCT OF THE ECOLOGICAL CRISIS. Sushi Cat is more proof that pollution, deforestation, and depletion of the ozone layer can bring benefits more marvellous than we have ever known or can ever imagine!

Sushi Cat imbibes a steady diet of raw, contaminated sea life and offshore waste, and, in return for this nutriment we have all contributed to, Sushi Cat has powers and abilities beyond those of mortal cats. Over 300 cat-years old, Sushi Cat foresees all futures, reveals all truths, and offers millions his phosphorescent wisdom.

Now, for the first time on the World Wide Web, Sushi Cat offers his gifts FREE OF CHARGE as a special thanks to humankind for slowly and consistently destroying the earth.

See, paybacks don't have to be a bitch!

Simply type your question in the blank below, and Sushi Cat will open avenues of your perception!!!

WARNING: BE SURE YOUR SPELLING, PUNCTUATION, AND GRAMMAR ARE CORRECT; OTHERWISE, YOUR QUESTION MAY NOT BE UNDERSTOOD OR APPRECIATED BY SUSHI CAT!

What is your question?

Disclaimer: Sushi Cat IS NOT just for entertainment purposes. Sushi Cat offers truths and wisdom in every utterance and demands that all supplicants follow his words for better living. Sushi Cat will curse for 2,000 years the families of those who do not follow his prescriptions and urgings.