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HOW TO SEND A MY HOUSE NETWORK GREETING CARD
Sending a card is a moral obligation for any "good" friend, Just follow the instructions and soon you'll be able to call yourself a true pal! In case you're wondering the cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find it. It's relatively secure from spammers, so send your card knowing you won't end up on anyone's junk list.

After you're done here, you'll get to see a preview. If you don't like your card, you can edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request outright. The recipient will receive a notification e-mail telling them where to find your card.

STEP #1: SELECT A PANEL
Please select a picture from the comic scenes featured below using the little Radio Button selectors. You can only pick one picture per card, so make it a good one! If you want to see a full size image preview, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you don't risk losing any information after returning from viewing the image.

Greetings from sunny My House!
Just as good as any postcard from those fashionable, (and pricey! Youch!) resort beaches. This card will let all your soon-to-be-jealous friends see the exotic places that you've been to... and that they never will.
The exterminator vs. the babies.
Send this panel in particular to people who have never even heard of "My House," or alternatively, who have never even heard of YOU. Guaranteed results with this tactic!
The battle of the big heads
This panel is a prime example of the senseless and random nature that is the heart of "My House." Send it to someone you love, and if they come back to you then send it again. Send it every day until they get so fed up that they hire somebody to kill you. Or don't, it's your choice really.
I hate it when this happens
Bad day? Having a fight with your friend? Lack the words necessary to convey the hurt you feel deep down inside? Send this card and renew the magic of a relationship you thought was lost.
The roads less travelled
On the road? Or just far away from home? Send a message back to those you left behind telling them that you're just as lost without them as they are without you.
Bored at work?
Here is the best thing you could possibly send to your overworked and tired co-workers. Show them that you're busy too, and that hard work really does pay off!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Can't be with your loved ones this thanksgiving holiday? Send a greeting to show them why it is you didn't really WANT to come back home, (not after what happened LAST year!)
So this is Christmas?
Christmas will never be the same again after you give the gift of "My House." Resplendant with a fine polished oak finish and sporting a velvet interior this gift is sure to please even the most refined of anteloupes.
The My House Network Logo!
Send the Network logo to people! ...um, because, it's a good idea. Yeah, and... people will really like it! A lot! You should send this one to everybody! Even the president!

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!

Card Title
Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:
  • Love, Gerbilmeyer
  • Best Wishes, Hank
  • RIRTHD!

STEP #6: Pick a Song!
Please make a selection or skip this step for no music.

STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.