Below are the creme-de-la-creme of midi-songs, hand picked by your's truly while searching for a theme to "the cafe."
It was nothing but pure torture... I mean, PLEASURE, listening to each of these tunes.
Some are quite good, some are distinctly identifiable as gateways to the underworld, while still others even sound like the song they're trying to midi! incredible!
But, I'm not going to tell you which is which, that would take all the fun out of it, (well... MY fun anyway.)

Each file will take only seconds to download, and will play upon completion. So, if you've got a minute, take a listen! They're very... interesting.