Just moments ago, in the body of Ben Parker.. (Who's the son of Mary Jane Parker, and our hero; the Astonishing Spider-Man), Peter Parker explained to his wife of another time who he was, and what happened to him. It was shortly after that time, that she told him she could help. It was at that moment he remembered exactly why he wanted to grow old with her..
As the Quinjet soars through the sky, Peter Parker looks on at the Avengers who surround him. Hank McCoy; the mutant known as the Beast. The She-Hulk, which made an interesting combination; considering Dr. Banner was an Avenger now. Tigra, whom he'd worked with before. Quicksilver, an older Franklin Richards, Giant-Man.. obviously; and someone he didn't recognize. The Avenger was a female, no doubt.. and there was something about her costume that reminded him of a Spider.
"Mattie, are we ready nearly there?" Giant-Man spoke to the unrecognizable person.
"Almost, Hank," she replied.
"As I explained earlier," Pym began; looking to Parker, "You'll simply clamp one side of these handcuffs to yourself.. and the other to Time Warp. They'll ignite a chain reaction, sending the both of you back. Your conciousness will return to your physical body, your son's mind in the right place once more. Now, Time Warp and Ben will have to return, of course. They'll do so on their own, returning in the handcuffs. We'll free your son, returning him home.. while at the same time, capturing Time Warp for his crimes. It's simple, really. Understand?"
With a simple nod, the Quinjet landed firmly upon the top of a building. They were about to send Parker back to his own time. Exiting, they stood atop the roof; save for this "Mattie," the Beast, Tigra, and Franklin Richards.
She-Hulk, Quicksilver, and Giant-Man began to act. One side of the handcuffs were already attached at Peter's wrist. Phase one was complete. Using her sheer force, She-Hulk slammed into the top of the building, creating a hole large enough for the Avengers plus Peter, to get inside. The fall to the floor wasn't far, even Peter in Ben's body managing to make the fall unharmed.
Time Warp stood, his eyes enlarged. He quickly went for his bo-staff, and pointed it at the three Avengers, freezing them in time instantly, "It seems I've underestimated you.. Hmm; That's too bad. I didn't plan on destorying your son's body, as well."
Parker leapt forward, slamming into Time Warp before he could react. The staff went flying, shattering on the ground as it hit. The Avengers returned to their normal state.. to find Peter and Time Warp struggling with teachother.
Time Warp easily kicked Peter back, "In this body, you're nothing more than a boy, Spider-Man! Don't forget that!"
Quicksilver darted forward, catching Parker before he could be hurt. He stumbled to his feet; the blur that was Pietro Maximoff racing towards Time Warp.
"Activate it, Parker! Do it, now!"
Pressing a few buttons on the handcuffs, Peter nodded, "It's ready!"
She-Hulk grabbed Osborn from behind, holding him, "Let's go!"
Parker ran forward, and slapped the handcuff upon Time Warp's wrist, "Thanks, Avenge--"
The three stood, alone.. the blinding light that had came from the teleportation dissolving. They had sent Spider-Man home.
Seconds later, Time Warp appeared; Ben Parker along with him. Acting quickly, Quicksilver removed Ben Parker; and slapped the other handcuff on Time Warp-deactivating the teleportation capability.
Ben, on the other hand, fell limp into the arms of Giant-Man. "He's had quite a day, I think.. Let's take this boy home, shall we?"
"It'll be out second stop," She-Hulk smiled, "We have a criminal to deliver justice to, first."
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Peter Parker gasped as his eyes fluttered open. Darkness, all around him. It was a cramped space, and it didn't smell very good. He shifted his stiff joints, his bones popping. Where was he? Then it occured to him.. He was in.. his coffin!
Using his spider-strength, Peter broke the lid of the coffin from it's hinges.. and above, an old graveyard worker jumped as a hand plowed through the dirt and grass infront of the tombstone marked Peter Parker.
Crawling from the abyss of soil, Peter gasped for air, "I'm.. home. But how long has it.. been?"
"Oh my god!" The graveyard keeper shouted, "Night of the living dead! Please, kind sir.. Don't eat my brains! Louie's up in the office.. He don't got much. .but I'm sure they taste better'n mine! Oh lord! Leave me be!"
"It's alright, Sir.. I'm.. not a zombie!" Peter tried to assure him, "This was.. all a.. um.. a publicity stunt for the Daily Bugle. I work there.."
"I aint' seen nobody do that before.. If I remember correct.. I even helped bury ya! How'd you manage to get that coffin door off? And all that dirt.. What are ya, some kinda mutant?!"
"It was all rigged," Peter sighed, "This.. tux.. it isn't even mine. It's rented!"
Later, as he walked the streets, Peter Parker thought to himself. I wonder if everything worked out alright.. If the Avengers got Time Warp, or not.. If my.. son, was okay. Heh.. My son? Why does it sound so weird even saying that? It feels good to be my old self, again, atleast. "Hey, Do you have the time?" Peter asked a bypasser.
"Midnight," the old woman spoke as she walked by.
Good. Not many people out. I'm suprised I actually ran into one. Atleast in this part of town, Peter continued to think, No one will spot me. I wonder what they'll say.. What they'll ask. And what was it Mary Jane said to me? That Ben was. . alive? I can only pray that future is mine. Because if it is.. not only does that mean MJ's alive, well, and symbiote free.. but that my brother's returned to me, as well.. I'll go home in the morning.. Suprise Mary Jane.. if she's there.
Peter's shoes slammed into the concrete patio of the apartment the Black Cat took residence in, secretly, really having nowhere else to go; if not home. He wasn't ready to deal with the fact that MJ may not be there.. So he went to her.
The lights were out, but he pulled the door open from outside. His spider-sense went off, and he didnt' even take the time to enjoy it, as the Black Cat's hands were around his neck. Pulling back, and flipping over her, he hit the light switch as he hit the ground.
"Peter Parker, Party of 2," He said; looking at her.
"..Peter?" The Black Cat said, looking at him in disbelief, "How..?"
"I'll explain in detail tomorrow morning, Felicia," He said, "Right now.. I just want to get some sleep.. I think I've earned it."
Next Issue: Peter returns home, but to what--? New York has been with a Spider-Man since he left, will he take up the webs again.. if he's not needed?