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Homer Simpson

Name: Homer Jay Simpson
Age: 46 years old
Born: 5/10/55
Height: 6'
Weight: Ranging from 239 to 320 lbs
Eyes: Black
Hair: Brown
Family: Married to Marge. He has three children: Bart,
Lisa and Maggie. His father Abraham Simpson (Grandpa) who
lives at the Springfield Retirement Home and his mother is
running from the law.
Address: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, NT 49007
Occupation: Safety Inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power
Plant. His office is in Sector 7G's
Past Careers: 1.Town Choir 2.Nuclear Power Plant Technical Supervisor 3.Gulp-n-Blow Waiter 4.Freak Show Participant 5.Mr. Burns' Assistant 6.SlashCo Door-to-Door Salesman (Handle first!)7.Grave digger 8.Voice of Poochie the Dog 9.Bowl-o-rama Employee 10.Miniature Golf Course Employee 11.Monorail Conductor 12.Dog training school bait 13.Astronaut 14.Krusty the Klown double 15.Kwik-e-mart Employee 16.Blackjack Dealer 17. Bootlegger 18.Sugar Salesman 19.Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Salesperson 20.Boxer 21.Carnie 22.Safety Protester 23. Singer in the B Sharps 24.Mascot for the Springfield Isotopes (Dancin' Homer) 25.Mr. Plow proprietor (plowing business)26. Teacher of Marriage Class 27.Lurleen Lumpkin's manager (country singer) 28.Big Brother to Pepi 29.Chili Taster 30.Owner of the Denver Broncos 31.Naval Officer 32.Housesitter 33.Telemarketer 34.Informant for the IRS 35.Car Designer for Powell Motors 36. Cypress Creek Plant Supervisor 37.Sanitation Commissioner 38. Selling grease to a grease recycling plant. 39.Pretzel Wagon entrepreneur 40. Body Guard for Diamond Joe Quimby 41. Store Santa 42. Selling pumpkins 43. Farmer 44. Selling Tomacco
Salary: $382.19/wk (w/$5 bear tax)
Social Security: 568-47-0008
Favorite Foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds, pork chops, Krusty Burgers,
American Cheese Favorite Drink: Duff Beer
Hobbies: Sitting on the couch watching television and drinking
a beer, hanging out at Moe's Tavern and bowling
Favorite Sayings: "D'oh!", "Why you little ---!", "Mmm ... (fill in anything that's edible or non-edible)"

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