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Issue #2

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This one has a lot of um.... well let's just say it's not a kid friendly issue. (Like any of them are. xD) I really like this one, though it may overstep the boundaries into offensive for a few of you pussies.

6:30 PM A Drive Home from Somewhere. Squee's gotta take a leak, but his parents find this to be an annoyance. Finally, they relent and pull into a Dingy's. Squee shoots in and dashes to the shitpit. He begins to urinate (don't I sound scientific!) but is freaked out by the sounds coming from the stall next door. sign the guestbook. Oh, the noises. Things start to get rather disgusting in a few panels... This bit here reminds me of Dreamcatcher a LOT. Ickiyuckipooh.

Wobbly Headed Bob and a kitty.

Nighttime on the roof. Squee is visited by his future self! How neat :3! He's supposed to warn himself of something... unfortunately, something glitches this up. And if you don't buy the comic (or maybe borrow it or something) you will NEVER EVER know. NEVER.

And again we must sit through... True Tales of Human Drama!!! I really like this one. XD A man fears flying, but the flight attendant assures him there is nothing to fear, even sharing her own touching story of overcoming fears.

Sometime in Dreamland... I had this dream once. :o Jhonen leeched my BRAIN, DIDN'T HE?!! oh, that bastard. That wonderful, talented bastard. So, I was summarizing things, wasn't I? Squee is flyin'!! he FLYIN'!!!! Lookit dat. But then something goes wrong- he loses control- and....!!!!! SHMEE SAVES THE DAY! Wh00t! We now learn Shmee's true nature. Kinda creepy.

Meanwhile: in some testoserone abundant dimension... This one is just... awesome. I love it. The victim: Marvel Comics. Here we have Schlong and Lady Sexhole, fighting the bad guys. You really have to see it to get it... xDDDDDDD it's just so AWESOME. And ah... well. read. .:: continues laughing for about 10 minutes ::.

Ho- HAHAH- hokay... LOL.. Awright. I fink I have recovered. Time for a Visit from Granpa! Granpa 'Hatey' is quite possibly the reason I hate old people so much. (Actually, it has to do with losses at a tender age, but that sob story is not to be told here.) Jeezus H. Bloody Christ, this guy is SCARY. o_O... Funny, tho.

Boy of Happy Noodles. >:9 Noodle Boy gets some exposure.

Dreamtime!!! Ever seen Monsters Inc? Like that, only funny.