Hmm...what if our favorite Spider-Man used chatrooms....  What would their conversations be like? Probably not like this....^_^

AOHell
by Jen
 

[BroadwayGal has entered "The Loft"]

BroadwayGal: Hmm...no one's here yet. Bummer.

[SpiderKiller has entered "The Loft"]

SpiderKiller: Hey.
BroadwayGal: Hi! ^_^ Didn't you have a test to take after school?
SpiderKiller: Bleh... I did.  It took me longer to finish than I thought.
BroadwayGal: lol
SpiderKiller:  Where's Pete, anyway?
BroadwayGal: I don't know.  He had to work, so he says.
SpiderKiller: Oh.  Hope he brings some dinner home.
BroadwayGal: O_o um....Harry?  Why's your screename "SpiderKiller"?
SpiderKiller: Duh.  Cuz I'm gonna kill the bastard, that's why!
BroadwayGal: Geez...get over it. Besides....I thought your dad survived.
SpiderKiller: That's beside the point.  Spider-Man's going down!
BroadwayGal: I give up.

[Greenie10 has entered "The Loft"]

SpiderKiller: Hi dad.
Greenie10: Oh...am I interrupting?
BroadwayGal: Nah...we were just talking about you.
Greenie10: Oh?
SpiderKiller: Nothing much.  MJ just was asking about you.
Greenie10: ..... I thought you two broke up.
BroadwayGal: Yeah, no thanks to you!
Greenie10: What'd I say?
BroadwayGal: >_<  Remember last Thanksgiving?!
Greenie10: ...ah, yes.  Sorry about that.  I was going through some....issues.  So, you're dating Parker now, right?
BroadwayGal: How'd you know?
Greenie10: ....O_o  Lucky guess?
BroadwayGal: Say....what's the hidden meaning behind "Greenie" anyway?
Greenie10: .....my favorite color?
BroadwayGal: O...kay.
SpiderKiller: lol
Greenie10: <eg> btw, I love your screename, Harry.  ^_^
SpiderKiller: heh...
BroadwayGal: What is it with you Osborn men?!  Do you have a personal vendetta against the guy or what?
Greenie10: Uh...yeah.  You could say that....
SpiderKiller: She's just mad cuz she's in love with the freak.
BroadwayGal: He is NOT a freak!!  Ugh...I don't why I bother.  bbl

[BroadwayGal has left "The Loft"]

Greenie10: I think you hit a nerve there....
SpiderKiller: No kidding.
Greenie10: ......
SpiderKiller: Wait. I thought you were busy at the office.
Greenie10: I had a board meeting, but I said "screw it" ..... I was bored.
SpiderKiller: lol

[Arachnid22 has entered "The Loft"]

Arachnid22: Hey, Harry.
SpiderKiller: Hi.
Greenie10: hello, Parker....
Arachnid22: O_o ...Mr. Osborn! Uh...I didn't know you were in this chatroom.
Greenie10: You've been avoiding me.
Arachnid22: Urg..
SpiderKiller: Ah, Pete's been busy that's all. Where are you, at work?
Arachnid22: yeah.  I'm on my lunch now.
SpiderKiller: lol  Cool...
Greenie10: So, what have you been up to, Parker?  Out and about, taking pictures again? <eg>
Arachnid22: Uh..yeah!  That's right!
SpiderKiller: oops, I gotta go.  I'll see ya at the apartment, Pete. Bye dad.
Greenie10: cul
Arachnid22: Ack...don't leave me here...

[SpiderKiller has left "The Loft"]

Arachnid22: Aww crap.
Greenie10: heh heh...
Arachnid22: What's so funny?
Greenie10: You're afraid of me, aren't you?
Arachnid22: Am not!
Greenie10: Heh...be very afraid.
Arachnid22: lol.  what can you do from your office, huh?  You gonna email a virus to me?
Greenie10: <eg> Hmm...that's a thought.
Arachnid22: Ugh...
Greenie10: Just remember when you're out patrolling.... I'll be waiting. ^_^
Arachnid22: I wish that glider decapitated you instead....
Greenie10: ......
Arachnid22: If you even THINK of going near MJ....
Greenie10: She was just here.
Arachnid22: O_o  She was?  Augh...I missed her.
Greenie10: You haven't told her yet, have you?
Arachnid22: No way!  She's in enough danger with you stalking her!
Greenie10: Moi?  I'd never do such a thing.
Arachnid22: Yeah, right!
Greenie10: ....you know, my original offer still stands. <eg>
Arachnid22: Ugh...the answer's still no.
Greenie10: damn.  Well...I tried.  You can't hide forever, you know.  sooner or later, we'll bump into each other...
Arachnid22: That's what I 'm trying to avoid.
Greenie10: ^_^
Arachnid22: Why can't you be like normal supervillians and take over the world, or something?
Greenie10: I don't want the world.  It's too screwed up as it is...you think I want to rule over that?
Arachnid22: Okay, I see your point.
Greenie10: I just enjoy tormenting you...<eg>...you make it SO easy.
Arachnid22: .....

[BroadwayGal has entered "The Loft"]

BroadwayGal: Oh...you're STILL here?
Greenie10: >_<  yes....
Arachnid22: Hi hon.
BroadwayGal: Hey Tiger!  When do you get off work?
Arachnid22: Around six. why?
BroadwayGal: Are you coming to see my play tonight?  I got extra tickets.
Arachnid22: Sure!
Greenie10: I love to go....<eg>
BroadwayGal: You'll just boo me off the stage!
Greenie10: No I won't!
BroadwayGal: Oh fine.  I'll give you three....
Greenie10: Why three?
BroadwayGal: Duh!  For harry, you and your date! I have four extra.
Greenie10: Ugh...I have to bring a date? O_o
Arachnid22: rotflmao!!
Greenie10: Shut up, Parker!
BroadwayGal: Yeah...it shouldn't be too hard for you to find someone.
Greenie10: .......
Arachnid22: *still laughing*
BroadwayGal: Peter...what the hell's the matter with you?
Greenie10: He's just being....annoying.  So...*sighs*  I have to bring someone, huh?
BroadwayGal: I'll give 'em to harry.
Greenie10: ....fine.
Arachnid22: Oh...cul MJ.  Jameson's coming.  I gotta go.
Greenie10: Bye Peter...<eg>
Arachnid22: ......

[Arachnid22 has left "The Loft"]

BroadwayGal: Ugh...now I'm alone with....YOU.
Greenie10: What's that supposed to mean?!
BroadwayGal: Nevermind.
Greenie10: ^_^
BroadwayGal: What?
Greenie10: You ever wonder where Peter goes at night? <eg>
BroadwayGal: Huh?
Greenie10: Nothing...<eg>
BroadwayGal: You're up to something, aren't you?
Greenie10: Who...me?
BroadwayGal: yes.
Greenie10: I don't know what you're talking about, Ms Watson.
BroadwayGal: Okay, sure.
Greenie10: ^_^
BroadwayGal: I'll bbl.  See you.
Greenie10: Bye...<eg>

[BroadwayGal has left "The Loft"]
[Arachnid22 has entered "The Loft"]

Greenie10: I thought you left.
Arachnid22: I forgot to tell MJ something....
Greenie10: She's gone.
Arachnid22: Awww shoot!  Oh well....
Greenie10: I told her something rather...interesting about yourself....<eg>
Arachnid22: What?  What did you say?!
Greenie10: <veg> heh heh....
Arachnid22: O_o  YOU TOLD HER??!!
Greenie10: Not in so many words...but she's suspicious
Arachnid22: Damn.
Greenie10: Well, gotta run.  ^_^  Later, Parker. lol

[Greenie10 has left "The Loft"]

Arachnid22: Bastard....>_<  Ugh..now what am I gonna do?
 

THE END (maybe...)
 

Okay...I told you it was weird....O_o

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