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September 2002
09-11-02 > Wednesday > A distress signal
09-04-02 > Wednesday > Yes it’s a hard-on, yes it gets bigger

August 2002
08-30-02 > Friday > Now that's a game
08-28-02 > Wednesday > Because people would buy it
08-26-02 > Monday > Tell me I'm wrong, no I'm not
08-23-02 > Friday > I Love you all, no really
08-21-02 > Wednesday > Crispy like bacon, not rice
08-19-02 > Monday > Let the bodies hit the floor
08-16-02 > Friday > Covering at this level is bad
08-14-02 > Wednesday > You can't buy good, if you're full of bad
08-12-02 > Monday > Horrible crappy super fun vision
08-07-02 > Wednesday > I don't make all this shit up
08-05-02 > Monday > HBO made me watch it
08-02-02 > Friday > To kill a mocking dish

July 2002
07-31-02 > Wednesday > The most viscious of clouds
07-17-02 > Wednesday > Not for short distances
07-15-02 > Monday > It tastes like poop
07-12-02 > Friday > The sign of the apocalypse
07-11-02 > Thursday > Saying pron is stupid like softcore
07-10-02 > Wednesday > Semen should be enough
07-09-02 > Tuesday > Someone here is high, but who?
07-08-02 > Monday > No script, no commentary
07-05-02 > Friday > Catholics, can't live with them...
07-04-02 > Thursday > Single minded, cold hearted
07-03-02 > Wednesday > Heat kills hygene, which you may not have
07-02-02 > Tuesday > Admission is a little high folks
07-01-02 > Monday > Sneaking it in

June 2002
06-28-02 > Friday > Jim Hensen fooled us all
06-27-02 > Thursday > An ulcer waiting to happe
06-26-02 > Wednesday > Oh how I dislike you Radio Shack
06-25-02 > Tuesday > For all you sales figuring motherfuckers
06-24-02 > Monday > A grown-up conversation
06-21-02 > Friday > Time's little bitch, that's me
06-20-02 > Thursday > Revisionist memory or male memory
06-19-02 > Wednesday > The shame of no money
06-18-02 > Tuesday > I hate that gas station
06-17-02 > Monday > A lot of them suck
06-14-02 > Friday > And the Wings have it
06-13-02 > Thursday > It'll all fuck you up
06-12-02 > Wednesday > I haven't seen it, but I know
06-11-02 > Tuesday > I don't even like sports
06-10-02 > Monday > Zombificationated
06-07-02 > Friday > It's like shooting unicorns
06-06-02 > Thursday > Going through the motions
06-05-02 > Wednesday > Like peas and carrots
06-04-02 > Tuesday > Cleanliness is next to Godliness
06-03-02 > Monday > Yes, they are Satan
06-03-02 > Monday > Special Edition Heroes #1

May 2002
05-31-02 > Friday > Force equals mass times acceleration
05-30-02 > Thursday > Dedication and revenge all in one
05-29-02 > Wednesday > The Red Wings need your help
05-28-02 > Tuesday > And the nominee's... aren't that good
05-27-02 > Monday > The first part is true
05-24-02 > Friday > What do you see in the mirror
05-23-02 > Thursday > More difficult than a rubik’s cube
05-22-02 > Wednesday > Never you mind how she got there
05-21-02 > Tuesday > No need to say it twice
05-20-02 > Monday > You gotta love it
05-17-02 > Friday > Chicks equal horny guys
05-16-02 > Thursday > Rising to the occasion, OR a record indeed
05-15-02 > Wednesday > No one is off limits
05-14-02 > Tuesday > End of the sausage fest
05-13-02 > Monday > How would you make it back with one of these
05-10-02 > Friday > It's the faht game
05-09-02 > Thursday > Imagine the debris
05-08-02 > Wednesday > Which one is more ridiculous
05-07-02 > Tuesday > They singled themselves out
05-06-02 > Monday > Spider-man bandwagon
05-03-02 > Friday > Masturbation is the key
05-02-02 > Thursday > Crime makes good TV
05-01-02 > Wednesday > The miracle of syndication

April 2002
04-30-02 > Tuesday > Lack of deductive reasoning milks anger
04-29-02 > Monday > The difference of possible and probable
04-26-02 > Friday > My own personal fantasy
04-25-02 > Thursday > A motherfucking layup
04-24-02 > Wednesday > CONTEST: What the fuck is that
04-23-02 > Tuesday > I don't like wrestling anymore
04-22-02 > Monday > The honest truth
04-19-02 > Friday > Say no to no
04-18-02 > Thursday > The Jungle, in a different sense
04-17-02 > Wednesday > Surpise, no that's not a typo
04-16-02 > Tuesday > Experience versus education
04-15-02 > Monday > MTJUNK sounds close enough to me
04-12-02 > Friday > This shit ain't funny
04-11-02 > Thursday > The money shot
04-10-02 > Wednesday > Primus and acronyms, like pees and carrots
04-09-02 > Tuesday > Delusion makes you happy
04-08-02 > Monday > Delayed reaction means your slow
04-05-02 > Friday > If you don't know, then ask
04-04-02 > Thursday > No plot for you
04-03-02 > Wednesday > Laws are there to protect us from bad things
04-02-02 > Tuesday > Oh the humanity
04-01-02 > Monday > Everyone likes midgets
04-01-02 > April Fools Joke

March 2002
03-29-02 > Friday > It could have said diggity
03-28-02 > Thursday > Thesaurus vigilante
03-27-02 > Wednesday > Thin line of reality
03-26-02 > Tuesday > If one, why not the other
03-25-02 > Monday > Embrace your television childhood
03-22-02 > Friday > Bubbaliscious land
03-21-02 > Thursday > Right... time travel
03-20-02 > Wednesday > A sense of altruism
03-19-02 > Tuesday > A parallel to real life
03-18-02 > Monday > You can call me Al
03-15-02 > Friday > As I go along
03-14-02 > Thursday > It happens, oh does it happen
03-13-02 > Wednesday > Maybe it's mental-pause
03-12-02 > Tuesday > Bo knows lazy
03-11-02 > Monday > Oh, it's the only crutch we got
03-08-02 > Friday > That's completely different
03-07-02 > Thursday > It's ok to be a music snob
03-06-02 > Wednesday > Magnum knows what time it is
03-05-02 > Tuesday > Insert foot here
03-04-02 > Monday > Rearing the ugly head
03-01-02 > Friday > Ode to Cire

February 2002
02-28-02 > Thursday > Who said it wasn't temporary
02-27-02 > Wednesday > Respect it's ridiculousness
02-26-02 > Tuesday > Goodbye Talking Heads, again
02-25-02 > Monday > End it with a lie
02-22-02 > Friday > Let me spell it out
02-21-02 > Thursday > Now that's meta
02-20-02 > Wednesday > Drugs are working for the government
02-19-02 > Tuesday > Didn't see that comin' did you
02-18-02 > Monday > The way it has to be
02-15-02 > Friday > Egregious pilot error
02-14-02 > Thursday > Bill Hicks said it first
02-13-02 > Wednesday > PSA's don't work
02-12-02 > Tuesday > Fattening and canabalism
02-11-02 > Monday > In the heezy fa sheezy
02-08-02 > Friday > Yeah, hooligans
02-07-02 > Thursday > Great minds think alike
02-06-02 > Wednesday > Going to far into the mist
02-05-02 > Tuesday > Wicked witch stylee
02-04-02 > Monday > A mistake not soon forgotten
02-01-02 > Friday > Share the wealth

January 2002
01-31-02 > Thursday > Hangers-on, literally
01-30-02 > Wednesday > It's all in the translation
01-29-02 > Tuesday > Greed or gluttony, definitely gluttony
01-28-02 > Monday > It's difficult to write write with an accent
01-25-02 > Friday > An oxymoron in popular thought
01-24-02 > Thursday > Pro-profiteering
01-23-02 > Wednesday > Anti-profiteering
01-22-02 > Tuesday > I hate baseball
01-21-02 > Monday > Tom Hanks needs to be taken down a notch or two
01-18-02 > Friday > Solid drive
01-17-02 > Thursday > I couldn't resist
01-16-02 > Wednesday > An ode to Jack
01-15-02 > Tuesday > TV got your brain
01-14-02 > Monday > Dead body man
01-11-02 > Friday > Racism ends when racist comments are no longer offensive
01-10-02 > Thursday > The steve harvey show blows
01-09-02 > Wednesday > Religious embarrassments
01-08-02 > Tuesday > Ideal situations
01-07-02 > Monday > Market this you fucking whore
01-04-02 > Friday > Tool is better than your favorite band
01-03-02 > Thusday > Insert foot in mouth
01-02-02 > Wednesday > Mob power, not the mob
01-01-02 > Tuesday > How to not care

December 2001
12-31-01 > Monday > Do not fear
12-28-01 > Friday > Show me your horns
12-27-01 > Thursday > Oh my lord
12-26-01 > Wednesday > Rebuttal
12-25-01 > Tuesday > Merry fucking christmas
12-24-01 > Monday > Oh tanenbaum oh tanenbaum
12-23-01 > Sunday > Who's bad
12-22-01 > Saturday > A thinking man
12-21-01 > Friday > To jesus from me
12-20-01 > Thursday > Cometh thy lord
12-19-01 > Wednesday > Urine urination
12-18-01 > Tuesday > The funnest toy in the world
12-17-01 > Monday > It could be worse
12-16-01 > Sunday > A world of disappointment
12-15-01 > Saturday > Getting fucked with
12-14-01 > Friday > futility at it's best
12-13-01 > Thursday > Imagine that
12-12-01 > Wednesday > Tha doggs life
12-11-01 > Tuesday > Penises need love
12-10-01 > Monday > Goodbye talking heads
12-07-01 > Friday > Fitting in every way
12-06-01 > Thursday > Oedipus Shmoedipus
12-05-01 > Wednesday > That's disgusting
12-04-01 > Tuesday > Oh my holy nastiness
12-03-01 > Monday > A sad state of affairs

November 2001
11-30-01 > Friday > Where does the time go 4
11-29-01 > Thursday > Where does the time go 3
11-28-01 > Wednesday > Where does the time go 2
11-27-01 > Tuesday > Where does the time go 1
11-26-01 > Monday > All the pretty colors
11-25-01 > Sunday > Now that's dry
11-24-01 > Saturday > Passing time in amusement
11-23-01 > Friday > Racist bastards
11-22-01 > Thursday > Something I can't remember
11-21-01 > Wednesday > Alone in the world
11-20-01 > Tuesday > The goose or the gander
11-19-01 > Monday > Wrapestry
11-16-01 > Friday > Urine good health
11-15-01 > Thursday > Help a brotha out
11-14-01 > Wednesday > Secret ritual 2
11-13-01 > Tuesday > Secret ritual 1
11-12-01 > Monday > Rockin' in the free world
11-09-01 > Firday > Involuntary celibacy
11-09-01 > Friday > shower blues
11-09-01 > Friday > Pee Pings not in Tokyo
11-09-01 > Friday > cashing in your friends
11-09-01 > Friday > that one punk kid