PANEL ONE:
Sound Effects: Simmer fry pop fry simmer
PANEL TWO:
Bacon: AHHEEE! ARGH! THE PAIN! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS TORTURE DEVICE QUICKLY!
PANEL THREE:
Bacon: I might as well jump!
PANEL FOUR:
Bacon: BACONZAI!!!
PANEL FIVE:
Bacon: Free!! Free from my sizzly, fatty, fryie hellhole! Ha-ha!
PANEL SIX:
Bacon: Free! Ha-ha-ha!
Sound Effects: Run run
PANEL SEVEN:
Bacon: Wait a minute! What would free bacon do?!
Sound Effect: Skreeech!
PANEL EIGHT:
Bacon: Hmm
PANEL NINE:
Bacon: I know! I'll go to Hollywood and become an actor!
PANEL TEN:
Bacon: California, here I come!
Dog: Sniff sniff
PANEL ELEVEN:
Bacon: AHEE! NO! THE PAIN! WHY, GOD, WHY?!
BACON! is also seen in Chicken Guy #1. There's an actual story behind this one. I was watching Invader Zim and this kid made Zim bacon and the bacon was all zig-zaggy and I said to myself "I can draw bacon!" and came up with the idea of a piece of bacon escaping the skillet. How I come up with these demented ideas...?