PANEL ONE:
Dave: *humming* Ah, 'tis a beautiful day for a race!
PANEL TWO:
OW! My bald spot! Someone must be in trouble!
PANEL THREE:
Girl: Waah! My kittie! Somebody get my kittie down!
Cat: Meow
PANEL FOUR:
Dave: Help is on the way!
PANEL FIVE:
Dave: Hmm...what to do...
Cat: Meow
Girl: Kittie!
PANEL SIX:
Dave: I will draw a target on my bald spot and the cat will aim for it!
PANEL SEVEN:
Dave: Here kittie kittie kittie!
PANEL EIGHT:
Dave: Ow!
PANEL NINE:
Dave: Here you go little girl
Girl: Thank you bald guy!
Cat: Meow
PANEL TEN:
Dave: OOWW! Trouble's a-brewin' at home!
PANEL ELEVEN:
No dialogue, just a poorly drawn car and squiggly lines to represent speedy movement
PANEL TWELVE:
Carolyn: Where the hell have you been?! I told you to paint the bannister!
PANEL THIRTEEN:
Dave: OOOWWW! I will if you shut the hell up!
PANEL FOURTEEN:
Dave: But not before the race is over!
I wrote this comic because one day, my friend Flavin randomly said "What if your father's bald spot could feel other people's pain and stuff?" and I said "You mean an empathetic bald spot?" and I thought that'd be a weird kinda superhero, and lo and behold a comic was drawn. The 2nd panel is like, nearly identical to my father (the rest not so much) Unfortunately I couldn't draw my mom as realistically. Neither could I draw my father's former car, the '89 Pontiac Bonneville.
