Easy-to-read translation of the fuzzy crappy handwriting in each panel.
PANEL ONE:
Narrator: One day, mild-mannered Larry Clark was eating fried chicken...
PANEL TWO:
Narrator: When suddenly...!!
PANEL THREE:
Narrator: Larry came to and was quite disoriented...
Larry: Oww...my head! Wha-what happened?
PANEL FOUR:
Larry: What's wrong with my head?!
PANEL FIVE:
Larry: AAAH!!! I'm a fucking chicken!!!
PANEL SIX:
Larry, now Chicken Guy: How?! How did this happen?
PANEL SEVEN:
Chicken Guy: Ah! The chicken! I must've fused with it...when the lightning hit!
PANEL EIGHT:
Chicken Guy: How do I explain this to my parents and my friends?
PANEL NINE:
Voice behind door: Larry?
Chicken Guy: Oh no! My mum!
PANEL TEN:
Mom: Lar - *gasp*
Chicken Guy: Uh, hi mum.
PANEL ELEVEN:
Chicken Guy: Mum?
