PANEL ONE:
Mr Styx: Hi, I'm Mr Styx. I deal with a lot of shit cuz my name is the same as the band.
PANEL TWO:
Mr Styx narrating: I tried getting it changed but those fuckers wouldn't lemme!
Guy @ desk: I'm sorry, but Twiggy is taken
Mr Styx: FUCK!
PANEL THREE:
Mr Styx narrating: I still get their goddamn fanmail everyday!
Mr Styx: AARGHH!
PANEL FOUR:
Mr Styx narrating: And countless requests
Mr Styx: No, I will NOT sing "Come Sail Away!"
PANEL FIVE:
Mr Styx narrating: AND I got sued for copyright infringement!
Judge: Court rules in favor of Styx...the band
Mr Styx: Grr
PANEL SIX
Mr Styx narrating: I think Styx blows.
