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A Man with Two Arms Does Stuff

I was wishing there was a way to make these comics clear enough to read the words while not making them massively huge but, well, it's damn near impossible. So here's the next best thing: the words typed out for each panel in easy-to-read fonts so there's no frustration.

PANEL ONE:
Man w/2 Arms: Let's see all the things I can do with my two arms!

PANEL TWO:
Spin-a da pizza!

PANEL THREE:
Do push ups!

PANEL FOUR:
Hang from the jungle gym

PANEL FIVE:
And play guitar

PANEL SIX:
Def Leppard Drummer Rick Allen: I'm Rick Allen from Def Leppard. I can play drums with one arm. Can YOU play GUITAR with one arm?

PANEL SEVEN:
AC/DC Lead Guitarist Angus Young: I can! I'm Angus Young of AC/DC

PANEL EIGHT:
Rick Allen: GRR! I want my arm back!

PANEL NINE:
Man w/2 Arms: Tough luck, Rick Allen! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

PANEL TEN:
Disclaimer: We at Phukk-d ^ apologize to Def Leppard's Rick Allen and assure him we are not making fun of his onearmeddrummerness. In fact, we love one armed men greatly and will now devote comics to men with one arm.

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