PANEL ONE:
Mr Styx: Hi, I'm Mr Styx. I deal with a lot of shit cuz my name is spelled and pronounced exactly like the band.
PANEL TWO:
Mr Styx v/o: I tried getting it changed but those fuckers wouldn't lemme!
Guy @ desk: I'm sorry but "Twiggy" is already taken
Mr Styx: Fuck!
PANEL THREE:
Mr Styx v/o: I still get their goddamn fanmail everyday!
Mr Styx: Aargh!
PANEL FOUR:
Mr Styx v/o: And countless requests...
Mr Styx: No I will NOT sing "Come Sail Away!"
Box over girls' heads: Styx Fanclub
PANEL FIVE:
Mr Styx v/o: AND I got sued for copyright infringement!
Judge: Court rules in favor of Styx...the band
PANEL SIX:
Mr Styx v/o: I think Styx sucks ass...
Mr Styx also appears in Chicken Guy #1!! Go Mr Styx!!!
I can't explain WHY I wrote this, but my mum's a big fan of Styx. I like some of Styx's songs too. C'mon man, Renegade ROCKS! And Come Sail Away is nice...Mr Roboto's good for a laugh. Those are like the only 3 songs I listen to by them but I dunno...Styx, stick figure...comic. There's my thought process. Happy now?
