This comic needs not have the words rewritten down here legibly. First of all, it's written in sharpie and bold enough to read. Second of all, there's like 4 lines of any sort of dialogue. Except on the very bottom you can't read it but it says "Please Don't Sniff Sharpies...it make you stoopid"
I had a sharpie, I had a blank piece of paper. I decided to be really really annoying and do a comic in sharpie. Here ya go...