-"...I can count backwards from five to idiot."
-"If I had three dimes, I would eat one and through away the other one."
-"If you die choking on a gnat, that is one mighty big gnat."
-"Four muffins sitting on a lamppost."
-"Yo quiero comer la pierna de queso."
-"Some people say I have an attention def... Hey! look a bird."
-"If chickens would fly south for the Easter Holiday, gophers would eat cat."
-"If giants were in charge of real estate, houses would be much bigger."
-"Dude your slurm is leaking."
-"If Penguins flew north for the winter, Genies would take over Siberia."
-"Hamburger would be made from chicken if cows didn't exist."
-"That is why three kids walking around in underwear are a big threat to the redwoods in California"
-"That is the reason I don't wear those pagle doodles anymore."
-"Crockle Pots in the mist of the cat burglar."
-"No matter how many fish move to the mountains, ants will always rule the rivers of the North Sea."
-"Birthdays are for the simple-minded, I prefer eating pizza while swimming in Jell-o in the middle of a crater on the center of the moon, which is in the beginning of the Cereal bowl, of a giant Alien, whom just opened his Orbit Flakes with Joanie the Flyger saying , "It's Shrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrate."
Well that is all for now until I find the list and the Picture. Maybe I will just start all over.
