NAME: h4xor EYEWEAR: He's got a pair of glasses, but prefers not to wear them. They get in the way of "the righteous hack" experience... CLOTHING: Sk8r Gear (He's never been on a skateboard, let alone see one in real life. However, he has mastered Tony Hawk 3, so he's got at least some right to dress that way.) QUOTE: "j0 m4n, i da l33t h4xor!" ("Yo man, I'm an elite hacker." Yes, we are aware how stupid he looks when he speaks like that) BIO: H4xor isn't exactly the most popular member of Nerdcore Inc. Despite the fact that no one can understand him when he speaks in h4xor, he's got a little bit of an inlated ego. Everyone has heard the story of how he hacked into Mickee Dee's and changed all their prices to a buck at least a dozen times. (Soon after, fast food joints everywhere adopted the "Extra Value Menu." If it wasn't for h4xor, we'd all still be paying a $1.09 for that burger!) INTERESTING FACT: h4xor is a firm believer in extra-terrestrial life and spends a great deal of time trying to prove his beliefs. To this day, he's still trying to hack his way into a UFO so he can use it to pick up chicks. (Even if he does someday contact aliens, there is almost no chance that they would possibly be able to understand what he's saying. Unless of course, they are "l33t h4xor5 2."
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