EYEWEAR: A true set of Nerd-Specks if a pair ever existed!

CLOTHING: Conservative, yet at the same time screaming "I AM NERD!! HEAR ME ROAR!!"

QUOTE: "I find that to be highly unlikely. Now if you'd excuse me, I've got to go stop Glich from destroying the Post Office"

BIO: The nerd of all nerds, leader of their kind and setter of all nerdly trends. Without his guidance, nerds everywhere might stumble blindly into the mainstream culture.

INTERESTING FACT: King Nerd recieved his crown very early in life. While most people's first words might be "mama" or "papa", King started out by spouting computer code (Imagine his parent's surprise when the federal government showed up at their door the next day. It turns out that his first words were the coding for the most powerful code-breaking software ever built)