EYEWEAR: A slim pair of contacts to hide away his nerdiness

CLOTHING: What we in the 'biz call "blatant advertising." I mean, come on.... a Nerdcore t-shirt?!?

QUOTE: "Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not a nerd. I'M NOT!!"

BIO: Who does this guy think he is? A nerd and an artist?!? It's for this mix of identity that he's generally excluded from all nerdly gatherings. Which is just fine with him, because he's not a nerd... What? You don't believe me?

INTERESTING FACT: Starving Artist spends all of his time on two tasks. First off, he's a nerd (no matter how much he denies it) and gets stuck working with his computer for over half of the day. Second, he's always working on a cute little comic about a bunch of nerds. But really, who's gonna read a comic like that.... ::whistle::