Narration: This is me, Katie, on an unusually good day. 'Course, if yesterday was the 100th anniversary of the Apocalypse, howzit stay good?

Alexa: You sure are in a good mood...care to tell why?

Jaci: Did you meet a hot guy or something?

Katie: Nope, I just woke up...happy.

Narration: They're Alexa and Jaci, my friends/neighbors

Alexa: Isn't that beyond your 'programming'?

Katie: Katie kinjuu janai jinzouningen! ((Not really, but kudos to whoever knows what that means))

Katie: Just figured I'd tell the "Disgruntled Girls of Floor 4 Rooms 18, 19, and 20" that I wouldn't be here. I got business.