Welcome to this page. Below are reasons we are suing some people. You will find them quite funny but they aren't real so please don't sue us. Thanks!
Welcome K-Mart shoppers:
There is a wild rhino on the loose. Be careful and if you spot it, then duck into the Clothes Department. Thank you and Have a Nice Day!
Hey K-Mart Shoppers:
Clean up on Aisle 64. There is a big lobster spill. Dan has been crushed! Everyone should go and get some hot sauce for your own safety. Please enjoy the rest of your stay at K-Mart.
Hay Wal-Mart Customers,
What are you doing here? Get a life, don't spend it here. Hay Wal-Mart Customers,
Are you having a good day? Well, sorry to ruin it but a nuclear bomb is heading straight at us. Please get out of the building and buy as much stuff on the way out. Get ripped of by us!! When you leave, go to McDonalds and get a cheeseburger without cheese for free, but you have to pay tax. Thank you and have a good day!
Welcome to the Martini Company:
This is where you buy tiny shrimp for extremely high prices. Oh No!! we just discovered that martini rhymes with weenie, so we have to close our shop! Thank you for shopping at the Martini Company and please come again.
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