Regardless, we have a new author over on the taskbar. Check out Justin's two new articles in his section. Also, Sketch put up this wierd pseudo-poem. He's a fur and therefore considers himself everything artistic. Anyway, give that a look; and I have a new article as well. Lots of new material! Happy Fucking Valentines!

Dec. 17th 2004- Well, my local comedy club is closing down. The last show that we're doing is two days from now. This sunday, it will be closing it's doors, which sucks. On the positive note the owner made enough bank off of the sale of the place, that he's started a T.V. show that will be audtioning local comics here in the next month or so. So Kaion may get on T.V. yet. If I do, I'll make sure to let myself and only myself know by posting a notice up on this website.

Oct. 18th 2004- Well, my post's are becoming more infrequent now. Now that I'm doing this stand-up comedy thingy I find that most of my comedic energies are going to that. So, in the interests of keeping this site full of "words", I'm going to post up the three stand-up bit's I've done. Sketch has also started doing it too, so I'll see if he wants me to post his bits. Just for everyones edification out there.

Sept 3rd, 2004- Well, back to posting in the main news section. I think this is my least favorite place to post on this site for the mire of code I have to sort through to find where to type. I have got a new article up called Directions which was just a quirky little thing I threw together. Kinda funny though...

The big news being that I, your friendly little webmaster, just got picked up to write for The Liberator as a part-time humorist. My online musings are moving into a larger forum. But worry not, I'll never forget you little Phallic Symbol, and I'll post all my Liberator articles here as well. Inluding articles that I write that are way to crappy to go anywhere but my personal venue.

Aug 23rd 2004- Well...I got all of the updates done. I even managed to hunt down a little "Phallic Symbol" icon I had made about a year ago in MS Paint and never got around the placing. So that's a little bit of happiness. I also tackled that bastardly Sidebar issue. Sriously, hyperlinks can be amongst the most aggrivating things in existence. Ahh well.

I honestly believe that the site looks better, and I've started hyperlinking the Authors to their Live Journals, so as to create one big ball of html goo. It'll be interesting. I need Mikey to make one, which he assures me he want's to do, and I want to get Jason's permission to link his.

I also publicized the website today. This things been up for over a year and I never submitted it to a single website. What a goofball I am. Oh...I completed my Lord Jebus article, which is so blasphemous, it's funny. Check it out.

May 26th 2004- And a full year later, we find each other again. I'm back online and I've got about 9 new articles to post. And I am going to try to revamp this thing a bit. Git rid of those sections that no one ever goes to, although no one ever goes here period *shrug*. Got an article about a fast paced career in being slow-minded up in the Rants & Raves Section. Check it out. We'll see how many articles I actually put up today.

May 6th 2003- Holy shit! Two posts less than a week away from each other. It's like all of the sudden I care about this website. Well Mikey finally wrote something. It's not funny, but it's not supposed to be. It's really good though if not a bit of a ramble. Check it out, its in the Rants and Raves section under Feminism and the Catholic church.

I got the Sour vs. Mint Skittles article done and posted. Check it out. I think it's the funniest thing I've ever written, so maybe you'll chuckle. I go the Ok Go Music review done, but not posted. long story, it'll be up tommorow.

Apr. 30th, 2003- Over a month after my former post, I decide to take up this little baby again. Probably only for another month before I crap out and take a hiatus. Maybe that should become my middle name. I re-did the sections. . . well, section. Redesigned it around the truth that Mikey and Bidne will never post on it (Although Mikey has written an article now...ponderous.) The sections synopsis', if you can call them that, are typo-ridden. I know. It will be rectified in the coming days. Almosty got a new article for Rants & Raves done. More on that later. Keep it real.