Lead Singer: | I’m a bishonen and I’m OK |
I angst all night and I pose all day | |
Chorus Line: | He’s a bishonen and he’s OK |
He’ll angst all night and he’ll pose all day | |
Lead Singer: | I angst and pose, have silver hair |
Or red or blue or gold | |
I come from the Glitter Planet | |
I’d look good clothed in mold | |
Chorus Line: | He’ll angst and pose, shampoo his hair |
With gallons of Pantene | |
And when he’s got it shining | |
He’ll wax himself and preen | |
He’s a bishonen and he’s OK | |
He’ll angst all night and he’ll pose all day | |
Lead Singer: | I angst and pose, and nobody |
Can tell what sex I am | |
So when I go to dinner | |
The waiters call me “Ma’am” | |
Chorus Line: | He’ll angst and pose, he’ll eat his lunch |
They’ll bring it out for free | |
‘Cause when they look upon him | |
They’ll think that he’s a “she” | |
He’s a bishonen and he’s OK | |
He’ll angst all night and he’ll pose all day | |
Lead Singer: | I angst and pose, I hit on girls |
And sometimes other guys | |
And everybody wants me | |
To bind them tight with ties | |
Chorus Line: | His bed is full, it always is |
With women and with men | |
Because fanfiction writers | |
Put the “bi” in bishonen! |