Cool new Hacky sack Ideas

Just this afternoon my brother said “I like to take anything I find and use it like a hacky sack. If it doesn’t work, I just throw it away.” I responded with something like, “Like Stephen?“ Thus, I was inspired to write this list:

FUN FOOT-BAG OPTIONS!

• A good friend
• A bummblebee
• A wad
• W.A.D.
• Your favorite movie
• A computer (may explode when you 'hack it')
• A pen
• Satan
• A bottle of 'Noxzema
• A dust devil
• An entire Vietnamese army (Don't ask me!)
• The Beastie boys
• Yourself
• Bobbie the yard gnome
• Combine hackysack with other sports (like schutzhund!) for even more hacking fun!
• Remember, if none of these work, you should promptly toss him/her/it/them into the trash bin!