Unfornately, it's the servant's night off.
Therefore the Countess will have "Kitty" show you around......Here..Kitty...Kitty..Purrr..purrr...NO nipping, KITTY!....Do be a proper puss and show our guests around, "Kitty".
Don't worry, dear guests, The Countess be hanging around ...watching ...and waiting...for just the right moment to sink her teeth into your visit......ever sooo deeply.......