This HTML stuff certainly takes some getting used to. But I'm catching on!
Hopefully this page will be the first in a series of tributes to my myriad of asinine talents, hobbies, and interests and also signal the beginning of a beautiful relationship between the Sitemaster (myself) and my (#*$&!) computer.
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Finally!
I am now a proud owner of the FIRST SEASON DVD!
It also has the pilot movie (!!!) and two episodes that even TVLAND doesn't show!
Other Pictures I Have "Borrowed"
The Antique Car Rally!
The Angels before landing in jail...
...And after escaping.
Bosley at his nerdiest.
Playing pool at Charlie's house... without Charlie, of course.
Boy, the logo just reeks of the '70s, doesn't it?
Bosley and four of the original Angels... on an Italian TV magazine cover!
Alfred E. Newman as Charlie and three of the original Angels... on an MAD magazine cover!
Historical Note: Charlie's Angels was the first TV show to air in Vietnam after it went into syndication.
Angel Quotes
OK, so this is a terrible show to quote.
But for every time a character has said, "So-and-so, you're a prince!" Or, "You'd better level with us," there must have been a better quote to make up for it. Otherwise, the show would've imploded upon itself in 1976.
Like it probably should have.
Long live the cheesy cop drama!
"Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went the Police Academy, and they were each assigned very 'hazardous' duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie."
--Opening credits (first season)
Sabrina Duncan: "Tell you what. As soon as we're done here you can go right down to the high school and check out the graduating class."
Kevin St. Clair: "You don't like me, do you?"
Sabrina Duncan: "Oh, it's not that. I just wish you would recognize a small portion of the female population."
Kevin St. Clair: "And what's that?"
Sabrina Duncan: "The ones over twenty."(smirks!)
--"Night of the Strangler"
"Great. My life's ambition has always been to be a sitting duck."
--Jill Munroe, "Target: Angels"
"I'll be there in a few minutes to make sure they don't shoot anything but pictures!"
--Sabrina Duncan, "Lady Killers"
Charlie: "Is that you, Bosley?"
Bosley (attempting to meditate): "OHHHohhh...Hmm?"
Charlie: "You sound like a bagpipe in heat!"
--"Bullseye"
"I was raised in Texas. Daddy had me shooting ducks from my stroller."
--Kelly Garrett to Sargeant Billings in "Bullseye" (Not true, but it does introduce her character as a sharpshooter.)
"Charlie Townsend is a no-good, sadistic, totally insensitive, male chauvinist pig. Charlie Townsend is a no-good, sadistic..."
--Kelly's mantra while peeling potatoes in "Bullseye"
"Thirty-five... I'll never go faster than thirty-five as long as I live!"
--Jill to Sabrina in "The Seance" (Although she later leaves Townsend & Associates to race cars in Europe!)
"Watch it, Helmut. You wouldn't like me with short hair!"
--Kris Munroe (getting knives thrown at her), "Circus of Terror"
Kris: "What if the killer really is a ghost?"
Bosley: "Then he will get life like anybody else!"
--"Haunted Angels"
"Good ol' Charlie. First he lets us live among the wolves, then he throws us to them."
--Kelly Garrett, "Counterfeit Angels"
"Well, don't just say something, sit there!"
--Sabrina Duncan, "Angel in Love."
"Charlie rarely lets his clients go bankrupt. It makes collecting his fee so iffy."
--Kelly Garrett (4th season, maybe?)
"It's a party line. It's one big party line!"
--Tiffany Welles (in reference to their semi's CB radio), "Angels Go Truckin'"
"A man of impeccable tastes, Charlie. He only stole the best!"
--Bosley, "Homes $weet Homes"
"Have a nice day on some other beach."
--Kelly the Lifeguard, "Waikiki Angels"
Kris: "They're friends of mine. They're detectives... we work together."
Ted Markham, electronics genius: "Well. I've always had a fatal attraction to machines."
--"Angel on a Roll"
Bonus!
Kris: "Whatdja hit him with?"
Jill: "All of me!"
--"Mother Angel"
Jake Garfield's nephew: "What did you hit him with?"
Kris: "The past!"
--"Rosemary for Remembrance"
Now NOT Playing: The Charlie's Angels Theme Song. (Try TVLAND.com)
