DURING TUESDAY NIGHT TERROR!!!!!
It's Tuesday night and Terror is happening as we speak. Already we have seen an alliance formed in the shape of ECFW World Champion Ceven Gordon, 'The Most Valuable Player' Stephen Silverstone and the Tag Team Champions The Shocrew (Lonewolf and Stef Morrus). Also we have seen the ECFW Womens Champion Alexis Knight and her tag team partner for the night Misty Hilton lose to Gothika and Layla Monroe when Alexis Knight got distracted by Diamond long enough for Gothika to roll her up from behind for a three count. Also the Rob Black and Johnny Gargano match has passed us by with Rob Black picking up a victory. Then Lonewolf defeated Tiny Tim in a King of Kings round two match and also through to the semi finals of King of Kings is the undefeated Matt Arcara who managed to push the challenge of Quake to one side thanks to his brass knucks.
We join the action just as we return from a commercial break and have just found out that ECFW owner and occasional cross dresser Nick (likes to be called Mandy at Weekends) and ECFW General Manager and occasional rent boy Kurt Evans have just delivered some earth shattering news that next week at Terror the Tag Team Titles will be defended when current champions The Shocrew will be facing the teams consisting of........ Forsaken, A.K.A and Foundation of Success members Matt Arcara and Kyve Hart.
Just after this earth shattering news has been delivered the scene shoots back to the arena and up to a balcony where two old dudes are sitting and looking on unimpressed.
Statler : What is that it......
Waldorf : Is that it what?
Statler : This big news we've been looking forward to hearing all week. Come all this way for it to find out it's just the girly boy and the hairy boy defending the tag titles. What a disappointment.
Waldorf : What was you expecting?
Statler : Honestly........ I was hoping some of the diva's were going to drop there clothes.
Waldorf : I'm up for that, well as long as Darknyss isn't included.
Statler : True, the last thing we need to see is it's meat and two veg swinging in the wind!!!
Statler & Waldorf : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!