Why Lollipops are so wonderful...
1. They come in LOTS of different flavors
2. The colors can make you happy
3. If you get one of those Blow Pops they'll die your mouth and when you eat the red ones it makes your teeth look like they're bleeding
4. They taste good (duh!)
5. If you're a cheap-o, they're not expensive
6. You can stick them in your enemy's hair
7. Some come with free gum in the middle (wowza, bonus!)
8. They last for a long time
9. They are special because some ravers say that lollipops are a different food group
10. When you're bored, you can count how many licks it takes to get to the stick
11. The gum in the center is loaded with flavor
12. Never hard to find (most convience stores sell them)
13. Can replace your pacifier (not, permanently I hope)
14. Never taste plain
15. Chupa Chups come in ice cream flavors (they won't give you a brain freeze)
16. Perfect for breaking your teeth off