A Raver's Prized Possessions


Clothing

Ravers have a distinctive and brightly colored style. This way, they can easily identify eachother no matter how f*cked up they are from drug use!

The following is what comes with the Insta Raver Kit:

Severly oversized baggy pants - no one will be able to tell what kind of shoes you are wearing! (see below for color choice)

Tight child size shirt with your choice of following characters: Rainbow Brite, Care bears or Strawberry Shortcake.

A rainbow headband

Belt with anime characters with insane hair colors (which should essentially look like you)

Wear as many bright colors as you can. The pants come in the following colors:

Neon Green

Neon Yellow

Neon Blue
With your brain so fried from the drugs, you can wonder into traffic and be easily seen!

Warning: Cars may or may not stop, depending on the driver's attitude.

Warning 2: If you live in Los Angeles, then you shouldn't be walking. Nobody walks in LA!

Any clothing that is UV reactive is also very cool. That way, you can strut about during raves, and everyone will be in a phantasmagorical* trance as they stare at your illuminating glow!

HAIR
Now that you wear t-shirts of your favorite cartoons characters, it is time you start to look like them! Remember, as a Raver, you want to be COLORFUL! The Insta Raver Kit provides the following things for your hair:
Bleach - to get it light enough to achieve the correct blinding hue of color

Colors: Choice of - neon green, neon orange, neon pink

Tacky little hair accessories that you wore as a kid.

Glitter hair gel, to give it a messy yet GLITTERY glow.

Your hair shall be the light that attracts all the other moths, I mean, Ravers to you, so that you may organize a Rave and liberate yourself from the confines of this mortal plane!
Glitter Fairy
An irridescent sheen is almost a must for Ravers!

That is why the Insta Raver Kit includes:

Super sized tub of body glitter - If you wear it for more than a week, you will never need to apply it again!

Mendhi stick-ons: For that "oh so alternative" look.

Nail Polish: (All UV Reactive) Choice of: neon pink, neon green or neon orange.

Pink eyeshadow: For that "test bunny on drugs" look.

Even in the darkest of raves, you will still glitter like the sun!