Gloomy Fortress still stands looming over Bagshire and after nearly 13 years of neglect it doesn't look much different!
The cobwebs get thicker and the mice get bigger and the germs get hungrier and Grotbags gets grumpier
but she always has a soft spot for all her admirers and even after been awaken from her beauty sleep to which she wasn't very happy,
Grotbags agreed to give us the ONLY fact file about her and an insight into her life in the millennium.
Name: Grotbags
Age:550 and a Half
Colour:Green
Likes:Mixing Spells and seeing people unhappy
Dislikes:Brats and Emus
Food:Fish Fingers and Custard with Sausages on the side and Brussel Sprouts
Drinks:Carrot Juice and Broccolli Soup
Music:Rock 'N' Roll
Films:Rocky Horror Picture Show,Sound Of Music and Doris Day Epics
Favourite Book:Harry Potter Books
Favourite Singer:Brooke Benton
FavouriteActor:Richard Todd, Dirk Bogarde and George Clooney
Favourite Animals:Crocodiles
Ambition:Capture Emu and Control Brats
Weight:Thats very personal!!!
Grotbags Best Beauty Tip!
Yes the old greeny has decided to let out her beauty secrets of how she keeps her gracious Green looks so good.
For starters use cold chip fat for toner and moisturiser Then mix flour and milk for a cleanser. To finish off Drink cabbage water as it very good for your skin.
The cabbage water will add that glowing green touch aswell, also a visit the Bagshire ugly parlour will also help.
Where are they now???
Grovel is now running a butler enporium.
Dear Croc has moved out to the Everglades.
Redford has sufferd metal fatigue.
Dorris is still searching for her Don juan.
Norman Nettle is in a compost heap in Somerset.
Colin the bat is studying Airline control at Terminal 5 at Heathrow Airport.
Grumble and Lumpy got lost in Alton Towers and are still searching their way out.
Finally Grotbags is resting and still resides at Gloomy Fortress in Bagshire.
learning about taking control using the internet, hence this web site.
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