“The Malfoy Chistmas Song”
To the tune of the traditional carol The Christmas Song
Lucius Malfoy:
House-elves roasting on an open fire
Muggles bleeding at my feet
Yuletide carols being sung by my slaves
And folks dressed up like Death Eaters

Everybody knows Harry Potter dead
And Dumbledore too
Help to make the season bright
Muggle-borns with their eyes open wide
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Voldemort's on his way
He's loaded lots of pain and despair on his sleigh
And every Muggle child is gonna spy
To see if tomorrow, he will be still alive

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To pure-bloods from one to ninety two
Although its been said many times many ways
Merry Christmas to you.
© 2004-2008

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