"Diagon Alley"
To the tune of Penny Lane by The Beatles.

In Diagon Alley is Ollivander, the wand maker
He remembers each one he’d the pleasure to make.
And if yours ever’s something wrong
There is where you go.
On the corner is the bank run by goblins,
It stores knuts, sickels ‘n’ galleons in its vaults.
And the bankers never smile you back
Unless you’re a cheque – ugly chaps.

Diagon Alley is where wizards buy their things,
There behind the Leaky Cauldron Pub
Touch the bricks and you’re there

In Diagon Alley’s Flourish & Blotts the book shop
Where really sell every books you may need.
And If you are at Hogwarts still,
Your year’s set is here.

Diagon Alley is where wizards buy their things,
There behind the Leaky Cauldron Pub
Touch the bricks and you’re there

Behind Muggle London lies this shopping street
Fortesque will refresh you with an ice cream.
It has a new taste for everyday
In its merry tray.
In Diagon Alley Madam Malkin sells another robe,
Another student’s sitting waiting for a try
Many self-fitting robes you can find
In ev’ry colour and shade – really great.

Diagon Alley is where wizards buy their things,
There behind the Leaky Cauldron Pub
Touch the bricks and you’re there
Diagon Alley is where wizards buy their things,
There behind the Leaky Cauldron Pub...
Diagon Alley!

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