This is how Viktor Krum would have asked Hermione to the Ball if he didn't want a desceet approach.

"Come to the Ball vith Me"
To the tune of The Way you make Me Feel by Michael Jackson

Viktor Krum:
Hey pretty English girl vith black robes on
You give me fever
Like I haff never, ever known
You're just a product of cleverness
I like the grace of your valk,
Your talk, your dress
I haff come here from miles away
I'll pick you up on my broom
And ve'll fly to town
Just listen to me
And tell me "alright"
Cause you're the one for me

Viktor:
Come to the Ball vith me
Durmstrang boys:
(Go to the Ball vith him)
Viktor:
You really turn me on
Durmstrang boys:
(You really turn him on)
Viktor:
You knock me off of my broom
Durmstrang boys:
(You knock him off of his broom)
Viktor:
Be my date, come on!
Durmstrang boys:
(Be his date, come on!)

I'm so happy, dear Herm-own-ninny
Just hold my hand and I'm in ecstasy
Oh I'd like to valk you outside
Among the roses to hold you by my side
I never felt so in love before
Just promise me, you'll love me forever more
I vish you come to Bulgaria vith me
'Cause you're the one for me

Viktor:
Come to the Ball vith me
Durmstrang boys:
(Go to the Ball vith him)
Viktor:
You really turn me on
Durmstrang boys:
(You really turn him on)
Viktor:
You knock me off of my broom
Durmstrang boys:
(You knock him off of his broom)
Viktor:
Be my date, come on!
Durmstrang boys:
(Be his date, come on)

Viktor:
Go on girl!
Go on! Hee! Hee! Aaow!
Go on girl!
I never felt so in love before
Just promise me, you'll love me forever more
I vish you come to Bulgaria vith me
'Cause you're the one for me ...

Back to the Ships section
Back to the songs index page