"Occlumency with Snape"
To the tune of How You Remind Me by Nickelback
Snape to Harry:
Dumbledore sure is a weak man,
I'd better not catch you again stealing
Proud of livin' up to your dad's name?
I'm sick to see how you are ruled by feeling
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what James used to be
This is how you remind of what James used to be
Just like him, you don't say sorry
I'm tired of your cock-and-bull story
Potter, how you're mistaken
For handing out a heart worth breaking!
The Dark Lord will kill you
Unless you learn how to ward you
When he enters your head,
Say, are you having fun then?
It's not like you didn't know that
I hated James and I swear I still do
But I've been forced to this task
To teach you Occlumency before he damn kill you
And this is how you remind me of what James used to be
This is how you remind me of what James used to be
This is how you remind of what James used to be
Just like him, you don't say sorry
I'm tired of your cock-and-bull story
Potter, how you're mistaken
For handing out a heart worth breaking!
The Dark Lord will kill you
Unless you learn how to ward you
When he enters your head,
Say, are you having fun then?
Dumbledore sure is a weak man,
I'd better not catch you again stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what James used to be
This is how you remind of what James used to be
Just like him, you don't say sorry
I'm tired of your cock-and-bull story
Potter, how you're mistaken
For handing out a heart worth breaking!
The Dark Lord will kill you
Unless you learn how to ward you
When he enters your head,
Say, are you having fun then?
© 2004-2008
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