Jenny Dowler and Sarah Tucker recently made a local "pit-stop" at Sonic. They decided to go here because of what they are famous for, that being Sonic is the only drive-thru left. Now, as Jenny pulls up into Sonic, she says, "Dude, this stupid place has a drive-in too. Forget this. This place is a hoax." Now, this in this experiment, it is the scientist's wish to find out exactly why the entrepreneurs investing of Sonic would support having a drive-in at a drive-thru. As a scientist, I hold the creation of the drive-thru at a drive-in to contradict everything that Sonic stands for; thus, I find it necessary to prove the reasoning behind this or else I will seek to destroy all Sonic stock-holding companies and produce a fiscal crisis.

My other concern is what is Sonic trying to prove?  Do they have some hidden communist movement?  Are they trying to create the Red Scare again?  This MUST be dealt with.  We have no idea what Sonic is truly capable of.  Communist ideology has been put into action is several ways.  Firstly, Sonic clearly encourages  in  public sharing (AHH!! yes, the "s" word!) of toxic, carbon monoxide air IN THE MOST EXTREME WAYS!!!  While people are sitting in their cars, burning fuel, they are also getting food.  This is a very clever way for Sonic to have Americans ingest the toxins that are dispersed throughout the air through harmful fumes.  Sonic is trying their best to create their own protest to our government.  Sonic believes that if we are all going to encourage the overuse of fossil fuels, which will inevitably kill us all, we might as well just kill ourselves how by inhaling and ingesting the toxins produced by such a fuel source.  Clearly, the officials of Sonic are liberals and must be dealt with.  Us conservatives MUST stick together and devour ALL of the Democratic platforms that remain in our country.  I call all Americans to stand up for what we stand for and fight this movement! 

Proof has been collected to hold these "evil doers" accountable for what they have done.  The CIA has evidence that Sonic officials are Russians that supported the world uprising of Socialism, which dates back to Lenin's reign.  Throughout the history of Russia, one may observe that revolution is clearly a tradition.  Example... Peter the Great's journeys through Europe.  Yes, this Russian leader put on a disguise as a peasant.  He traveled all throughout Europe to be able to steal the European ideas of how to industrialize a nation.  Peter the Great did not wait for centuries, nor decades to put the European  industrialization into practice, but sought to do this IMMEDIATELY!!!  Also, when the anarchists and socialists took over Russia, they did this instantly.  They took no time to wait.  We must take this into consideration and fight the Russians off.  Sonic is merely one part of their "world-wide uprising."

Is this Sonic employee apart of the Communist movement?  We may never know, but we must take action for SECURITY!!  WE MUST MAINTAIN PEACE AND PROSPERITY FOR ALL WHILE OVERTHROWING THE COMMUNISTS!

II.  HYPOTHESIS