Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Trace Adkins

Turn it up some
Alright boys, 
This is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it 
Good and loud
She might get up 
And dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left 
Right left
Whoo


Husslers 
Shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts 
At the wall
Feelin' damn 
Near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, 
Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend 
Done slapped him 
Outta his chair
Poor ole boy, 
It ain't his fault
It's so hard 
Not to stare
At that 
Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, 
Slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff 
On the phone
Lord have mercy,
How's she even get 
Them britches on
That 
Honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)


Now Honey, 
You can't blame her
For what 
Her mama gave her
You ain't 
Gotta hate her
For workin' 
That money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out 
Till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that 
Honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, 
Slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff 
On the phone
Lord have mercy, 
How's she even get 
Them britches on
With that 
Honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what 
I'm talkin' bout 
Right there, honey)


We don't care 
Bout the drinkin'
Barely listen 
To the band
Our hands, 
They start a shakin'
When she gets the urge 
To dance
Drivin' 
Everybody crazy
You think 
You fell in love
Boys, you better 
Keep your distance
You can look 
But you can't touch
That 
Honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna 
swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, 
Slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff 
On the phone
Lord have mercy, 
How's she even get 
Them britches on
That 
Honky tonk badonkadonk


That 
Honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that 
Honky tonk badonkadonk


(That's it, 
Right there boys, 
That's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, 
It ain't for the glory, 
It ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)