Star Trek: Cheese

Katy Jane from 5MV was delighted and kind enough to collaborate on this. Enjoy!

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Star Trek lines with 'Cheese' added

• 'You Klingon cheese, you killed my son!'
• Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the...cheesiest.
• 'Make it Colby (but hold the mayo!)' --Picard
• Matters more urgent caused our absence. Now witness the result. Cheddar destroyed, expansion of the Limburger everywhere. Yes, we have indeed been cheesy, Captain, but no more. --Tomalek the Romulan captain
• 'The Vulcan Vegetable Directorate has determined that cheese is scientifically impossible.'

• Cheese and cheese! What is cheese?
• 'You'll have to excuse my friend, he did a little too much Gouda in the '60's.'
• They assimilate entire Provelones--we fall back on Cheddar! The line must be drawn here! At Swiss, no farther!
• 'I'd just like to ask a question...what does God need with cheese?'
• THERE . . . ARE . . . FOUR . . . CHEDDARS !

• 'You may find that Mozzarella is not so pleasing a thing as Parmesan. This is not logical, but it is often true.'
• Swiss is a cheese best served cold....It is very cold in space.
• 'Spot. This is cheese. Cheese is good.'
• Sir, I protest. I am not a cheesy man. --Worf
• 'A great man once said, don't try to be Swiss cheese, just be cheese and let history make its own judgements.' (KJ's)

• I don't see no cheese on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan. --McCoy to Data
• 'Ugly Bags Of Mostly Mozzarella we try at peace, you do not listen.'
• We look for cheese. Cheese that make us go. We need help.
• 'The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of Limburger.' --Garak
• There's CHEESE in that nebula!

• 'Cheese: the final frontier.' (KJ's)
• Mr. Kim, we're Starfleet officers. Brie is part of the job.
• 'What are you doing with that cheese? --I'm not talking about the Parmesan!' --Lady Q
• Only fools have no cheese. --Worf
• 'I do not serve things cheesy, I am cheesy.' --Armus

• Voluntary addiction to cheese is a recurring theme in many cultures. --Data
• 'Time to take out the Cheese!' (KJ's)
• 'No, no, no. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy Cheddars and Ricottas at you.'
  'What does the man do?'
  'He reads cheesy poetry. He ducks a lot.'
• What exactly is Goudasis? Well, put simply, Goudasis is cheese from cheeselessness. It is a process whereby molecular structure is reorganized at the subatomic level into cheese-generating dairy matter of equal mass.
• 'Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I deprive your ship of power and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your cheese!'
  'Khan, if it's me you want, I'll have myself beamed aboard. Spare my cheese.'

• 'Excuse me, we are looking for nuclear prowelone. Nuclear prowelone.'
• Sometimes the good of the Cheddar outweighs the good of the Mozzarella or the Colby. (KJ's)
• 'Resistance is cheesy.'
• 'You look like you've just seen some cheese, Spock.'
  'Perhaps I have, Captain.' (KJ's)

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