Karl Malo' Talks About Love

	Karl Malo’ know lot about love. Karl Malo’ like love; love like Karl Malo’. It simple. Karl 
Malo’ remayumber first time Karl Malo’ touch girl. Karl Malo’ remayumber, girl keep sayin’ 
“No daddy, stop touchin’ down dere,” but Karl Malo’ perseeyist. Girl not know what good for 
her: Karl Malo’ know what good for her. 
	Here thing: Not Karl Malo’, not nobody, can touch love. Love inteeyangible. One day, 
maybe scientist create machine, got bell and whistle, make it so ya’ll can touch love. But ain’t 
no machine like that now. Karl Malo’ know of one machine: 2003 LA Laker. Laker got four future 
hall of famer: Shaq, Kobe, Payton, and none other than mailman he self. Rick Fox? Karl Malo’ not 
sure if Rick Fox make it to hall of fame, but Karl Malo know Rick Fox got sexy lady for wife. 
Karl Malo’ wanna lay sex on that lady. Former Miss America, had she title revoke for takin off 
she shirt and pant for Playboy magazine. Karl Malo’ lifetime subscriber to Playboy magazine, 
read it for article. Ah, who Karl Malo’ kiddin, he like lookin’ at naked lady picture. What Karl 
Malo’ supposed to talk about again? Oh right, love. 
	Love like big ol’ pock marked buttocks. Karl Malo’ look at buttocks and say: “That not 
appeal to Karl Malo’.” But then, Karl Malo’ look at buttocks more and say: “Karl Malo’ like 
buttocks.” Point is, love not appealin at first. Karl Malo’ just want lovin’ from many anonymous 
partner, no commeeyitment. But then, Karl Malo’ want love. 
	OK, Karl Malo’ not know where he goin’ with that. Love more like…buffet line. Karl Malo’ 
see lotta different girl, but gotta pick one that right for Karl Malo’. But love not occur over 
night. Far from eeyit. Love hyappen in week or two, top. Karl Malo’ believe that love hyappen at 
first sight. Karl Malo’ also believe Laker weeyin champiumsheeyip dis year. Karl Malo’ play a lotta 
basketball, win a lotta game, heck, Karl Malo’ even make it to final. But Karl Malo’ can’t seem 
to finish job, without proper supporting cast. But now Karl Malo’ think team not only contender, 
but sure bet to win champiumsheeyip. Oh! That remind Karl Malo’! Kobe obviously connoisseur of 
love! Kobe love girl in mountain state, but this bring Karl Malo’ to another point: Love gotta 
be both party, not one. Kobe love girl, girl not love Kobe. 
	Karl Malo’ gonna tie thing together: Love don’t hyappen overnight, love two sided, and 
Laker win it all this year. Karl Malo’ put faith in Zenmaster, Pheeyil Jackson. Look for Laker 
to be in NBA final, don’t matter who they play cause they gonna win. Dis here Karl Malo’.
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