The Basics:
Name: Noah "Cherney" Zaltz
Nicknames: Mr. Sunshine Cherney
Age: 14
Talents: Sex-a-ma-pho, the sex-box-a-ma-chine, not the drums b/c Noah sucks at those
Pet Peeves: Rye Brook, People from London
Favorites:
Favorite Person: Jackie
Food: Portofino's Pizza!
Monopoly Piece: Top Hat
Cheese: Pepperjack
Band: Metallica, Green Day, Thursday
Quote: You either live forever, or else you might die trying
How do you feel about...
Frances: "She rapes my brother"
Bush: He's a douchebag
Your Mom: "She's cool"
And most importantly...
How much do you love Jackie? "This much!"
A few final words about Noah, by Noah
(Noah is a man of few words)
