Three courses that I teach
The basic, coca cola class is a 10 week course that is held every Summer. This course in an introduction to Alternative Medicine. During the 10 weeks you will learn how to perform acupuncture, how to replace contraception by holding your breath, how to give birth without any labour pains and how to avoid PMS.
Duration - 10 weeks
Cost - £2.50
Cost includes accomodation and food
The Intermediate, apple fizz class takes place in Kashmir where we learn the basics of meditating and kama sutra. It is advisable to attend, and graduate from the coca cola course before signing up for this course. Here we learn how to deliver births, and to perform c-sections.
Duration - 6 months
Cost - £10
The Advance, expresso course is extremely popular and availability is limited. You must sign up 2 years in advance - hence the name, the 'advance' course.. haha.. Here we travel around the world stopping off at Glasgow, Penicuik, Royal Mile, Cowgate, Stirling and Dundee. Students would have a 8 months holiday from this course starting in June so I can teach my coca cola and apple fizz course
Duration - 2 years
Cost £ 125,000
Cost incluse air-fare, accomodation and food
