The Unicorns hit the trail!
Guess what? Just when the Unicorns were finally back to being cool (count me responsible for that), some of us started hanging out with those goody-goody Angels again. Please! Don't they know that <>exclusivity is what being a Uncorn is all about?
Well, I know just what it'll take to rev up the Unicorn spirit: an amazingly awesome trip to a dude ranch - and the hottest thing about it is the gorgeous riding instructor there. He's tall, strong, and absolutely perfect for me. The only problem is, the other Unicorns think he's perfect for them too!
Whose perfect guy?
"I know we only met Herbert tonight, but I'm telling you - he's the one for me," I sighed. "It's like fate, you know? I suggested we come up here this weekend, and here's this guy who's perfect for me in every way-"
"Perfect for you?" Jessica exclaimed, looking baffled.
"Well, yeah," I said defensively.
"What makes you so sure? You don' even know him," Jessica said.
I sighed impatiently She's never been logical in her entire ife. Why was she starting now? "I can just tell, that's all," I said. "It's like a sixth se.esica, you had to notice the way he kept staring at me whe he wa singing tonight. I mean, he was looking at me almost the whole ."
essica frowned. "I wouldn't say he was looking at you the whole time. Actually, I'm pretty sure he caught my eye-"
Whats Ellen got to hide? Ellen's Family Secret
