The "Official"

American

Slacker's

Association

Why American Slackers are the Best

Why do you think that Americans slackers are the best? Watching television is a national past-time.Switching to the metric system would take to long.Fast food is easier to "make".We can claim we are NOT Canadian Slackers.Answering this would take to long. Current Results

Welcome to the "Official" American Slacker's Association!!

Hey, this is Empress Slack, the supposed webmaster. Anywho, construction will soon begin on a new and improved "Official" American Slacker Association.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
~Empress
What can I say, I am a major slacker.

Here are some Slacky Links

Here is a Chatroom for your enjoyment.

Don't worry, there is more to come...